Archie Bunker in hospital - email from Sunil Liyanage.

Trusting you'll enjoy a little hospital humour.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQuKr0tCH_I

The auction - email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai

 Italian Auction
>
> This is indeed an exiting auction.
> A Chinese Ming Vase is up for auction. The bidding opens at a
> half-million Euro. Bidding is brisk and each bidder is clearly
> identified as each raises the bid by 100,000 Euro. (The exchange rate
> at auction time was 1 Euro = $1.43.) Within seconds, the bid stalls at
> one million Euro, and the gasp from the crowd identifies the excitement
> that prevails in the room. The successful bidder is the last one who
> bid one million, and the auctioneer counts down the bid, "Going once,
> going twice, and sold to the gentleman sitting in front of me for one
> million Euro."
> Now, you are going to have to see the video for yourself. The
> auctioneer is exuberant. The pace is fast. This is how an auction
> should be run. Note the excitement on the auctioneers face after the
> final bid.
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3e0yZCLjwfU
>
>
>

Dangerous drugs on the market in India.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Daya Jayasinghe <dgjaya@hotmail.com>
Date: Mon, Apr 15, 2013 at 1:37 AM
Subject: FW: V.V. Important
To: rajin Jayasinghe <rajindraj@sltnet.lk>, Malathi Jayasinghe <mjayasinghe@hotmail.com>, "Dr.Philip G Veerasingam" <philipv203@gmail.com>

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From: anilrsa@hotmail.com
To: srikanthaw@hotmail.com; dgjaya@hotmail.com; rohanj@me.com
Subject: FW: V.V. Important
Date: Fri, 12 Apr 2013 11:43:09 +1000

.................. With kind regards Anil Amarasekara Victoria, Aust

Subject: Fwd: V.V. Important

Make a checklist, check whether this medicine is in your home or whether it has been recommended by your doctor... please DO NOT use it... Please Read Very Carefully - INFORM ALL YOUR FRIENDS & FAMILY MEMBERS India has become a dumping ground forbanned drugs; also the business for production of banned drugs is booming. Plz make sure that u buy drugs only if prescribed by a doctor(Also, ask which company manufactures it, this would help to ensure that u get what is prescribed at the Drug Store) and that also from a reputed drug store. Not many people know about these banned drugs and consume them causing a lot of damage to themselves. We forward Jokes and other junk all the time.... This is far more important. Please Make sure uforward it everyone u know. DANGEROUS DRUGS HAVE BEEN GLOBALLY DISCARDED BUT ARE AVAILABLE IN INDIA ....  ! PHENYLPROPANOLAMINE: cold and cough. Reason for ban :stroke. Brand name : Vicks Action-500 ________________________________________________________________________ ANALGIN: This is a pain-killer. Reason for ban: Bone marrow depression. Brand name: !Novalgin ___________________________________________________________ CISAPRIDE: Acidity, constipation. Reason for ban : irregular heartbeat Brand name : Ciza, Syspride ____________________________________________________________ DROPERIDOL: Anti-depressant. Reason for ban :Irregular heartbeat. Brand name :Droperol ______________________________________________________________ FURAZOLIDONE: Antidiarrhoeal. Reason for ban :Cancer. Brand name :Furoxone, Lomofen _____________________________________________________________ NIMESULIDE: Painkiller, fever. Reason for ban :Liver failure.. Brand name : Nise, Nimulid ________________________________________________________________________ NITROFURAZONE: Antibacterial cream. Reason for ban : Cancer. Brand name : Furacin ________________________________________________________________________ PHENOLPHTHALEIN: Laxative... Reason for ban :Cancer. Brand name : Agarol ________! ______________________ __________________________________________ OXYPHENBUTAZONE: Non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drug.Reason for ban : Bone marrow depression. Brand name : Sioril _______________________________________________________________________ PIPERAZINE: Anti-worms.... Reason for ban :Nerve damage. Brand name :Piperazine ________________________________________________________________________ QUINIODOCHLOR: Anti-diarrhoeal. Reason for ban :Damage to sight. Brand name:Enteroquinol  PLZ SPREAD THE INFO.... YOU MAY JUST SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE. .

Confusion exercise - email from Edwin Kirubs

 

 

  

    
                      

The Jewish grand-mother's advice - email from jksw.

The Jewish Elbow

A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming with his wife to visit.

"You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301 . There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow , push button 301. I will buzz you in.

Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow push 3. When you get out, I'm on the left. With your elbow , hit my doorbell."

"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?

"What . . . You coming empty handed?"

Very good advice. In sunny Sri Lanka in the olden days, such a visit  was called AWW- Atha Wana Wanaa!

Wish you were jewish.

jksw

How was I born? - email from Sunil Liyanage

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Sunil Liyanage	19:14 (11 hours ago)

Daddy , how was I Born?  A little boy Goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father Answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!  Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.   Then I Set up a date via e-mail with your Momand we met at a cyber-cafe..     We Sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.       There your mother Agreed to a download from my hard drive.   As soon as I was ready to upload,  We discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,     and since it was too Late to hit the delete button,     nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that  Said:    'You have got a Male!

Indian Diplomacy

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