The dance of the ants.

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AH, THE IRISH.

 email forwarded by J. K. S. Weerasekera

There was a German, an Italian and an Irishman on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: 1. to be shot 2. to be hung 3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death. So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." Boom, he was dead instantly. Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.) Then the Irishman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy. Then the  Irishman said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over. Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"

The Irishman replied,   "You guys are so stupid.....I'm wearing a condom." !!!

The dance.

email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai

The courageous dancer dances beautifully while she fights breast cancer
Date: Thu, 3 Apr 2014 11:11:18 +0100

http://www.ted.com/talks/ananda_shankar_jayant_fights_cancer_with_a_dance

Cartoon from the England of the ?1960s.

'Look, there goes my sister wot's ruined'.

British car event in Colombo

email from "J. K. S. Weerasekera" 

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIma9r5Zsvg

Cleaning fruits.

J. K. S. Weerasekera"
Cc: 
Date: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 18:59:44 +0530
Subject: FW: Fw: Fwd: Washing fruit

Subject: Fwd: Fw: Fwd: Washing fruit in vinegar.

 email from jks weerasekara

Vinegar, what can we say about this wonderful product REALLY HANDY TO KNOW    We all have the frustrating experiences day after day on how quick the fruits perish after purchased and taken home! For this reason, you and your family will treasure this simple but important piece of information.                   This will also wash away our fears and doubts about the pesticides and chemical covers on the various fruits.      Please share with ALL your family members and friends!

The Oxford Maharaja.

Cartoon from the ?1960s.

Confusius say

email forwarded by jks weerasekara. Jokes of an older generation. Confucius Say: It's ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you. Confucius Say: Man with a broken condom is called a Daddy   Confucius Say: Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, doesn't know if he's coming or going. Confucius Say: Viagra is like Disneyland ... a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride. Confucius Say: A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don't get it.

Forwarded by Mana Wedisinghe

Mangoosteen fruits from Sri Lanka should find a good market. Click on web-link below:-

i just sent you a PM

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Birds

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ARANYOS MADARFOTOK.pps

MH370 : Another SHOCKER

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Keeping it open…….

jksw

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URGENT READ NOW    From the European Times.    
Russia “Puzzled” Over Malaysia Airlines “Capture” By US Navy Posted by EU Times on Mar 14th, 2014 // 1 Comment 
 
A new report circulating in the Kremlin today prepared by the Main Intelligence Directorate of the General Staff of the Armed Forces (GRU) states

that Aerospace Defence Forces (VKO) experts remain “puzzled” as to why the United States Navy “captured and then diverted” a Malaysia Airlines civilian aircraft from its intended flight-path

to their vast and highly-secretive Indian Ocean base located on the Diego Garcia atoll.

According to this report, Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 (also marketed as China Southern Airlines flight 748 through a codeshare) was a scheduled passenger flight from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, to Beijing, China,

when on 8 March this Boeing 777-200ER aircraft “disappeared” in flight with 227 passengers on board from 15 countries, most of whom were Chinese, and 12 crew members.

Interesting to note, this report says, was that Flight 370 was already under GRU “surveillance” after it received a “highly suspicious” cargo load that had been traced to the Indian Ocean nation Republic of Seychelles,

and where the cargo  had previously been aboard the US-flagged container ship MV Maersk Alabama.

What first aroused GRU suspicions regarding the MV Maersk Alabama, this report continues, was

that within 24-hours of off-loading this “highly suspicious” cargo load bound for Malaysia Airlines Flight 370,

the two highly-trained US Navy Seals assigned to protect it, Mark Daniel Kennedy, 43, and Jeffrey Keith Reynolds, 44, were found dead under “suspicious circumstances.”

Both Kennedy and Reynolds, this report says, were employed by the Virginia Beach, Virginia-based maritime security firm The Trident Group which was founded by US Navy Special Operations Personnel (SEAL’s) and Senior US Naval Surface Warfare Officers and has long been known by the GRU to protect vital transfers of both atomic and biological materials throughout the world.

Upon GRU “assests” confirming that this “highly suspicious” cargo was aboard Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 on 8 March, this report notes,

Moscow notified China’s Ministry of State Security (MSS) of their concerns and received “assurances” that “all measures” would be taken as to ascertain what was being kept so hidden when this aircraft entered into their airspace. However, this report says, and as yet for still unknown reasons, the MSS was preparing to divert Flight 370 from its scheduled destination of Beijing to Haikou Meilan International Airport (HAK) located in Hainan Province (aka Hainan Island).

Prior to entering the People Liberation Army (PLA) protected zones of the South China Sea known as the Spratly Islands, this report continues, Flight 370 “significantly deviated” from its flight course and was tracked by VKO satellites and radar flying into the Indian Ocean region and completing its nearly 3,447 kilometer (2,142 miles) flight to Diego Garcia. Critical to note about Flight 370’s flight deviation, GRU experts in this report say, was that it occurred during the same time period that all of the Spratly Island mobile phone communications operated by China Mobile were being jammed.

China Mobile, it should be noted, extended phone coverage in the Spratly Islands in 2011 so that PLA soldiers stationed on the islands, fishermen, and merchant vessels within the area would be able to use mobile services, and can also provide assistance during storms and sea rescues.

As to how the US Navy was able to divert Flight 370 to its Diego Garcia base, this report says, appears to have been accomplished remotely

as this Boeing 777-200ER aircraft is equipped with a fly-by-wire (FBW) system that replaces the conventional manual flight controls of an aircraft with an electronic interface allowing it to be controlled like any drone-type aircraft.

However, this report notes, though this aircraft can be controlled remotely,

the same cannot be said of its communication systems which can only be shut down manually;

and in the case of Flight 370, its data reporting system was shut down at 1:07 a.m., followed by its transponder (which transmits location and altitude) which was shut down at 1:21 a.m.

What remains “perplexing” about this incident, GRU analysts in this report say, are why the American mainstream media outlets have yet to demand from the Obama regime the radar plots and satellite images of the Indian Ocean and South China Sea regions as the US military covers this entire area from Diego Garcia like no other seas in the world due to its vital shipping and air lanes.

Most sadly, this report concludes, the US is actually able to conceal the reason(s) for the “disappearance” of Flight 370

just as they have already done so after the events of 11 September 2011

when the then Bush regime “disappeared” American Airlines Flight 77 and its 64 passengers and crew after falsely claiming it hit the Pentagon,

but which was confirmed by the CNN News Service [see video HERE] not to have happened.
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Encounters.

Forwarded by Kamalini Kanapathippillai

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had avocados."

If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again! Men will get it the first time.

My work is done here.

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Water in the carburetor

WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "

WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?

WIFE: "In the pool"

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A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC, PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRYSOME IN RECENT YEARS.

25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.

That's scary.

It means 75% are running around untreated.

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A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell  phone. He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features.

Meg was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone.

The next day Meg went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end.

"Hi Meg," he said, "how do you like your new phone?"

Meg replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though..."

"What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband.

"How did you know I was at Woolworth?"

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HE MUST PAY

Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mum and said, "He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you."

Mum said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you.

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Today's Short Reading from the Bible...

From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth."

Then He made the earth round...and He laughed and laughed and laughed!

A Short Walk To The White House

Forwarded by Kamalini Kanapathippillai

A walk under three 

minutes to the White House. Follow it to the end . 

You will be glad 

you did. This is really neat and a must watch today.

http://hawthornephoto.com/walk.htm>

A re-union in Colombo, Sri Lanka.

 Forwarded message ----------
From: "J. K. S. Weerasekera"
Date: Sun, 30 Mar 2014 14:09:12 +0530
Subject: FW: Get together 43rd year.
In 1971 we went on a 18 day camping trip to the continent from London
through Dover, Calias  to  Paris, Switzerland, Austria- Vienna,
Chechoslovakia-Prague, East Germany-
Dresden, Berlin/ Checkpoint Charlie/ West Germany- Hamburg, Reeperbhan
Frankfurt, Holland- Amsterdam.
Last night  43 years on we met in Colombo.
Looks like grand dad's army but some of you with recall perhaps may enjoy
seeing this.

Left to right, Sheriffdeen surgeon, Karaliedde anaesthetist yet shuttling
from Uk to Kandy, self, Poopalasingham anaesthetist on his once in 4 years
visit to meet us.
jksw

PS

Prof. Sherifdeen told me an incident which took place on this trip. The car they bought for this trip was an 'Austin Princess'. The Governor of Ceylon of those days had a similar model. On a late evening during this trip they had approached the frontier post to enter Marshal Tito's Yugoslavia. The barrier was down and no amount of pleading would open the barrier. The occupants had accepted the inevitable of spending the night in the car. While they were chatting among themselves near the border post the name of Madam Sirimavo Bandaranaike our then Prime Minister had come up. One of the frontier guards on overhearing this name had approached them and asked them from which country they were. On being told Ceylon things moved fast. The border barrier was opened and they were on their way into Yugoslavia.

Prof. Sherifdeen had met Madam Sirimavo Bandaranaike long afterwards when she was out of politics. He had related this incident. She was thrilled to hear about it and said ' Yes, they respected us a lot those days'.

Philip G Veerasingam

'I am going to tell God everything' - Combat zone Syria.

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http://worldobserveronline.com/2013/12/29/last-thing-3-year-old-syrian-said-died-im-gonna-tell-god-everything/