Precious moments - email from Gallege De Silva.

They are too precious not to share.

Buying a condom in Sri Lanka.

A video made by the young members of the Rotary Club of Cinnamon Gardens, Colombo, Sri Lanka on
"HOW TO BUY A CONDOM"
Click on link below:-

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCoAnxMhfY8

Examination by a Doctor - email from jksw

Subject: FW: Doctor examins woman!
Importance: High

Subject: Doctor's Examination  Doctor, to a lady, during her examination, "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are fine. Now let me see that little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble." Lady started taking off her clothes . . . Doctor, stopping her, "No! No! Please put your clothes back on. JUST SHOW ME YOUR TONGUE!"

Queues, Sri Lankan style - email from Brahman Sivaprakasapillai

A new and innovative idea from Sri Lanka, why stand in a queue, when you can place your slippers in the queue and sit comfortably, till your turn comes up.

Only a Sri Lankan can think of it!!

Birds-of-Paradise Project - email from Daya Jayasinghe

Like no other place on earth . . . AMAZING PICTURES
ONLY NEW GUINEA HAS THESE BIRDS LIVING IN THE DEEP RAINFORESTS. IT
HAS TAKEN YEARS TO TRACK THESE BIRDS AND STUDY THEIR EXISTENCE, WHY DO
THEY ONLY EXIST IN NEW GUINEA AND NOWHERE ELSE?

Use Full Screen
click on below:

http://www.cornell.edu/video/?VideoID=2398

Focus and the 'phothograph'.

Much has been said about the sexual freedom enjoyed by the females in the Nordic countries of Europe.
An Indian with a keen interest in photography was travelling in Western Europe. Two young attractive females met him on the way and made his acquaintance. There was a nice scenic spot near a cafe where they were having their morning breakfast. It was a cold morning. The Indian wanted to take a photo of the young girls in this scenic back-ground. He made them to pose before the spot but seemed to be taking his time doing the adjustments on his expensive camera. It was very cold and one of the girls in exasperation shouted 'Whath are you dhoing, ith is cold here'. The embarrassed Indian replied 'Focus..., I am trying to focus'. The girl shouted back ' You can do that laether but first take the phothograph'.

Neil Armstrong and Mr.Gorsky - email sent by jksw

ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.

HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, "THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND," WERE TELEVISED TO EARTH AND HEARD BY MILLIONS.*

BUT JUST BEFORE HE RE-ENTERED THE LANDER, HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK -"GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY."

 UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY IN EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS .

OVER THE YEARS, MANY PEOPLE QUESTIONED ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT THE - 'GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY' STATEMENT MEANT, BUT ARMSTRONG ALWAYS JUST SMILED.

ON JULY 5, 1995, IN TAMPA BAY, FLORIDA , WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT UP THE 26-YEAR-OLD QUESTION ABOUT MR. GORSKY TO ARMSTRONG.

THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED BECAUSE MR. GORSKY HAD DIED, SO NEIL ARMSTRONG FELT HE COULD NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION.

HERE IS THE ANSWER TO "WHO WAS MR GORSKY":

IN 1938, WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A SMALL MID-WESTERN TOWN , HE WAS PLAYING BASEBALL WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD. HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL, WHICH LANDED IN HIS NEIGHBOR'S YARD BY THEIR BEDROOM WINDOW.

HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR. AND MRS. GORSKY. AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK UP THE BALL, YOUNG ARMSTRONG HEARD MRS. GORSKY SHOUTING AT MR. GORSKY,

"SEX! YOU WANT SEX?! YOU'LL GET SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!"

NEIL ARMSTRONG'S FAMILY CONFIRMED THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

Do pass it on, it's too choice not to be shared

Smile - email from Lesley Sirimanne

Laughter and smiles and fun and joviality and happiness DOES WONDERS TO YOUR DISPOSITION WITH THE INTERLUKINS THUS RELEASED FROM THE BRAIN .

 

PLEASE REALISE THIS ALWAYS

 

Buffoonery is not SILLINESS

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIwk5M6fp-g

New Pope - email from Lucian Wijethunge

  THE NEW POPE HAS "BEAN" ANNOUNCED - 


    
 New Pope to come from the United Kingdom

Please don't scream at me I am also looking for the guy who sent this to me....but if you don't laugh I can't help you anymore....sigh...

Indian road signs - email from Dawood

Leh–Manali highway in Northern India probably has the most unusual road signs in the world.

email from Leslie

We never get what we want, We never want what we get, We never have what we like, We never like what we have. And still we live & love. That's life... The best kind of friend, Is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, Never say a word, And then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had. It's true that we don't know What we've got until it's gone, But it's also true that we don't know What we've been missing until it arrives.. Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they'll love you back! Don't expect love in return; Just wait for it to grow in their heart, But if it doesn't, be content it grew in yours. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, And a day to love someone, But it takes a lifetime to forget someone. Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile, Because it takes only a smile to Make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile! May you have Enough happiness to make you sweet, Enough trials to make you strong, Enough sorrow to keep you human, And enough hope to make you happy. Always put yourself in others' shoes. If you feel that it hurts you, It probably hurts the other person, too. The happiest of people Don't necessarily have the best of everything; They just make the most of everything that comes along their way. Happiness lies for Those who cry, Those who hurt, Those who have searched, And those who have tried, For only they can appreciate the importance of people Who have touched their lives. When you were born, you were crying And everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, You're the one who is smiling And everyone around you is crying. Please send this message To those people who mean something to you, To those who have touched your life in one way or another, To those who make you smile when you really need it, To those that make you see the brighter side of things When you are really down, To those who you want to know That you appreciate their friendship. And if you don't, don't worry, Nothing bad will happen to you, You will just miss out on the opportunity to brighten someone's life with this message

Beyond Prejudice - Sri Lanka's Unique Rehabilitation Effort

From: One Sri Lanka Peace Watch [mailto:oneslpeacewatch@yahoo.com]
Sent: Thursday, November 10, 2011 11:06 PM
To: susweera@sltnet.lk
Subject: Beyond Prejudice - Sri Lanka's Unique Rehabilitation Effort

 Beyond Prejudice – Sri Lanka’s Unique Rehabilitation Effort

Imagine a situation a hardcore Al Qaeda terrorist allowed to live a normal life in the U.S. after a quick rehabilitation. Even Jim McDonald, the head of Amnesty in the U.S. would rebuke such move, calling it a grave threat to the society.

How about a rehabilitated Hamas suicide bomber allowed play for an Israeli national football team? One would say “not in this world”. Existing prejudices do not permit such imaginations.

In Sri Lanka such imaginations are not only possible but also made a reality. Sri Lanka has become the first country in the world to rehabilitate terrorists.

Look at the pictures below. Once they were members of the ruthless terrorist outfit that invented the art of suicide bombing to the world. Today they are made guilt free through the rehabilitation process enabling them to change.

This is what discriminatory Human Right campaigners like Amnesty do not want to believe.

Oct. 31, 2011 photo, Marry Anita, left, and Malarvili Paramalingam, former Tamil Tiger rebel combatants, train with other members of Sri Lanka's disabled volleyball team in Colombo, Sri Lanka. Three former Tamil Tiger rebel women combatants are set to represent Sri Lanka at the Asian Sitting Volleyball Open Championship scheduled to be held in Beijing later this month. (AP Photo/Eranga Jayawardena)

Oct. 31, 2011 photo, former Tamil Tiger rebel combatant Marry Anita, right, shares a light moment with two other members of Sri Lanka's disabled volleyball team in Colombo, Sri Lanka. The Three former Tamil Tiger rebel women combatants are set to represent Sri Lanka at the Asian Sitting Volleyball Open Championship scheduled to be held in Beijing later this month. (AP Photo/Eranga Jayawardena)

Oct. 31, 2011 photo, Malarvili Paramalingam, center in blue, a former Tamil Tiger rebel combatant, trains with other members of Sri Lanka's disabled volleyball team in Colombo, Sri Lanka. Three former Tamil Tiger rebel women combatants are set to represent Sri Lanka at the Asian Sitting Volleyball Open Championship scheduled to be held in Beijing later this month. (AP Photo/Eranga Jayawardena)

Sri Lanka's former Tamil Tiger combatants, in yellow play with other prison inmates during a friendly soccer match amid heavy rain in Colombo, Sri Lanka, Monday, Oct.24, 2011. Sri Lanka is to free 367 ex-Tamil Tiger rebels, who had undergone rehabilitation and vocational training in military-run rehabilitation centers on Tuesday ahead of Tamil festival Deepavli, a Sri Lankan prison official said. (AP Photo/ Gemunu Amarasinghe

Oct. 31, 2011 photo, former Tamil Tiger rebel combatants Marry Anita, fourth right, Malarvili Paramalingam, second left, and Navalogini Navendran, center, share a light moment with other members of Sri Lanka's disabled volleyball team in Colombo, Sri Lanka. The Three former Tamil Tiger rebel women combatants are set to represent Sri Lanka at the Asian Sitting Volleyball Open Championship scheduled to be held in Beijing later this month. (AP Photo/ Eranga Jayawardena)

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