Sunil Liyanage - email - Good laugh.

MY LAST TRIP TO COSTCO Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog. I was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had an elephant? So because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's ass and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was Laughing so hard. Costco won't let me shop there anymore. Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the World to think of crazy things to say. Forward this (especially) to all your retired friends...it will be their laugh for the day!

14th April 2012 - Melbourne - Get-together

Hello Batchmates,
A get together is being planned for overseas vistors Anula and Vijitha Nikapota and Chandra Pitigala(Ranasinghe)
for Saturday 14th April at lunch time.
Please let me know as soon as possible, whether you are able to attend. A reply by the end of this week would be appreciated as I will be away from Melbourne from the 4th to the 10th of April.
Thanks,
Buddy

E mail - buddygreid@hotmail.com

Golden Oldies with words

The really golden oldies with lyrics for you to sing along.

Click on the weblink of each song and see the words on the computer screen.

Lyrics with music

I'd like to teach the world to sing -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6a8F28WVXlkHYPERLINK "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6a8F28WVXlk&feature=youtube_gdata_player"&HYPERLINK "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6a8F28WVXlk&feature=youtube_gdata_player"feature=youtube_gdata_player

Top of the World - Carpenters

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7naHS0oYXg

I have a dream - Mamma Mia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjizv6WTOLs&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Thank You for the Music by Amanda Seyfried

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh-nXSBcl9QHYPERLINK "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh-nXSBcl9Q&feature=youtube_gdata_player"&HYPERLINK "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh-nXSBcl9Q&feature=youtube_gdata_player"feature=youtube_gdata_player

Watch "Joni James - The End Of The World "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aFAKNHYSwEHYPERLINK "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aFAKNHYSwE&feature=youtube_gdata_player"&HYPERLINK "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aFAKNHYSwE&feature=youtube_gdata_player"feature=youtube_gdata_player

"Joni James - When Irish Eyes Are Smiling "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-tJwnMRCDAHYPERLINK "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-tJwnMRCDA&feature=youtube_gdata_player"&HYPERLINK "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-tJwnMRCDA&feature=youtube_gdata_player"feature=youtube_gdata_player

"Joni James - Galway Bay "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VMiQ8YVaZUHYPERLINK "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VMiQ8YVaZU&feature=youtube_gdata_player"&HYPERLINK "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VMiQ8YVaZU&feature=youtube_gdata_player"feature=youtube_gdata_player

"Céline Dion - Over the Rainbow "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30_vA5

&HYPERLINK "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30_vA5j0KWo&feature=youtube_gdata_player"feature=youtube_gdata_player

"Oh, Carol - Neil Sedaka "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1RtlMpYOeEHYPERLINK "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1RtlMpYOeE&feature=youtube_gdata_player"&HYPERLINK "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1RtlMpYOeE&feature=youtube_gdata_player"feature=youtube_gdata_player

When I am 64

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldIfhc1pJpk&feature=related

Waltzing Matilda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4vUY1j2-qE

Hi lili hi lili hi lo hi lo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl7JYUKK6uMHYPERLINK "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl7JYUKK6uM&feature=youtube_gdata_player"&HYPERLINK "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl7JYUKK6uM&feature=youtube_gdata_player"feature=youtube_gdata_player

For the good times - Anne Murray

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzDu3m_kqAgHYPERLINK "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzDu3m_kqAg&feature=related"&HYPERLINK "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzDu3m_kqAg&feature=related"feature=related

Top of the world - Capenters

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gRiWWcBKvsHYPERLINK "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gRiWWcBKvs&feature=related"&HYPERLINK "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gRiWWcBKvs&feature=related"feature=related

Jambalaya - Carpenters

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4o86juvMEEHYPERLINK "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4o86juvMEE&feature=related"&HYPERLINK "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4o86juvMEE&feature=related"feature=related

Molly Malone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9Deeh9n-VIHYPERLINK "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9Deeh9n-VI&feature=related"&HYPERLINK "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9Deeh9n-VI&feature=related"feature=related

Daisy Bell Sing-A-Long

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84XcZM0IKvUHYPERLINK "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84XcZM0IKvU&feature=fvwrel"&HYPERLINK "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84XcZM0IKvU&feature=fvwrel"feature=fvwrel

Pack up your troubles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml8fwLyRTdoHYPERLINK "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml8fwLyRTdo&feature=related"&HYPERLINK "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml8fwLyRTdo&feature=related"feature=related