Saturday, June 15, 2013

'The ardent kiss' - email from jksw.


Judging by the trunk position, the elephant is decidedly a female.
jksw

 


Subject: Fwd: This is a real Sri Lankan Kiss.................Wal Aliya style
 


This is a real Kiss...   Sri Lankan Wal Aliya style



Friday, June 14, 2013

'Blueberry hill' by Vladimir Putin - email from jksw


Subject: MUST WATCH - Russia's Putin Sings 'Blueberry Hill' At Charity Dinner-ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIC

 


Putin singing with the presence of such American movies stars  as Kevin Costner, Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell.
Secret Russian KGB weapon. Click below:




http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2010/12/13/132030597/video-russia-s-puti
n-sings-blueberry-hill-at-charity-dinner

Run the video twice - first time to slowly download and then replay it to get an uninterrupted flow.

Royal College Group of 1949: A batch of exceptional brilliance. From the Sunday Times of Sri Lanka June 9, 2013.



Thursday, June 13, 2013

Madrasi talking - email from jksw.


Subject: : A Madrasi !
Must listen.....Really worth a laugh.
 
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522K   Download  

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Focus & dedication - email from jksw


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The only friends I am sending this photo to  are the ones I know are serious about golf.
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 It was later reported that Jimmy’s wife got out safely,
and that he did indeed make the putt and par the hole. 

He says the divorce isn't going to be that bad,
                now that there's no house involved!!

Click on web-link below:-

Alzheimer's Moving Puzzle - email from 'Kalu Nana'


Subject:
 
 
This is fun, all pieces are as is , they don't turn.
 GOOD LUCK
                                                    *******MOVING PUZZLE**
 
 *If you can put this puzzle together, you can say goodbye to Alzheimer's!*
*This is really clever and a bit challenging.**  *
*This puzzle may help dispel some fear.*
*It's easy to put together if you are not affected by Alzheimer's disease, *
*but impossible to do for someone with the disease.*
*Give it a try. *
*If this puzzle is particularly difficult for you, *
*then your physician can offer you additional testing to check you for
Alzheimer's.*
*Just remember, if you can put this puzzle together you do not have to fear
Alzheimer's!*
*A really neat puzzle!!*
 
*CLICK BELOW:*  
 
 
CSN

sena nanayakkara

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Monday, June 10, 2013

Sayings of Confusius - email from jksw



Confucius Says ...

Confucius Say:
It's OK to let a fool kiss you; but don't let a kiss fool you.



Confucius Say:
Man with a broken condom is called a Daddy.



Confucius Say:
Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax doesn't know if he's coming or going.



Confucius Say:
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.



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Confucius Say:
Viagra is like Disneyland ... A one-hour wait for a 2-minute ride. 




Confucius Say:


A joke is like sex.
Neither is any good if you don't get it.
 Reminds me of our medical college days. Anyone who muddled up a topic in a group discussion of a medical problem was labelled a Confusius. Then there were quite a few novels written in the USA where 'Confusius says' became a place for jokes.