Saturday, March 1, 2014

Expected publication by April 2014.




Will follow up with a final notice on the public release of the book.
If you have read the earlier two publications by the same author this
would be a good addition to your library.
Philip G V.

The Pope and The Poor Beggar.

email sent by Dennis Aloysius.
Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome, Italy.

One has a Cross in front of him; the other one is holding the Star of David.
Many people go by, look at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the Cross.

The Pope comes by. He stops to watch the throngs of people giving money to the beggar who holds the Cross while none give to the beggar holding the Star of David.

Finally, the Pope approaches the beggar with the Star of David and says: "My poor fellow, don't you understand? This is a Catholic country; this city is the seat of Catholicism. People aren't going to give you money if you sit there with a Star of David in front of you, especially when you're sitting beside a beggar who is holding a Cross. In fact, they would probably give more money to him just out of spite!"


The beggar with the Star of David listened to the Pope, smiled, and turned to the beggar with the Cross and said: "Moishe, would you look who's trying to teach the Goldstein brothers about marketing!"

Elephant and dog.

Friday, February 28, 2014

Shakti - music band

email from Lesley Sirimanne.

One of the greatest bands of all time in any genre of music. The violinist Lal Shankar is Lankan born.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGW4nrsZJ3o
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Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery ...

email from jks weerasekara.
          Doc, that is not the appendix, it is my little finger.
  • "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."
  •  
  • "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"
  •  
  • "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"
  •  
  • "Hand me that ... Uh ... That uh..... Thingie"
  •  
  • "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"

"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys.. And this guy's got two of 'em."
  • "Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!"
  •  
  • "That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!"
  •  
  • "Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us."
  •  
  • "What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change..."
  •  
  •  
  • "Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?"
  •  
  • "Oh no! Page 47 of the manual is missing!"

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

D.B.S. Jeyaraj’s Journey Home

Journalist in Exile Visits Sri Lanka for the First Time in 25 Years. 

Click on link below:-

Global food shortage survey.

Telephone survey ............... GIVES YOU A GLOBAL IDEA OF THE PROBLEMS



email from Sunil Liyanage
 Last month, a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was:

"Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the

food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a complete failure because:

In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.

In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.

In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.

In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.

In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

And in Britain everyone hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.

Monday, February 24, 2014

Hot water wells, Maha Oya, Sri Lanka.

email forwarded by jks weerasekara.

The village called Unuwatura bubula.
 with one  hot spring bubbling. 

Formerly unprotected, now there are around 6 such built wells in a very
clean enclosure.
 Over 25 local visitors from far off were bathing at noon when we visited.
 The temperature of the water  is around 55deg C, too hot to touch for too
long.

The small set of shacks seen is the  'town' in this sparse dry area.

Unuwaturabubula meaning 'Hot Springs' is close to MaOya one of the poorest
areas in the country; 
scarcity of a regular seasonal supply of rain disallows full time paddy
farming.

MaOya is 200 Km east of Kandy, east of Mahiyangana. 
The area where our ancient Aadivaasis' ( Veddhas)  yet habit. 

Almost  all  of them now  live normal lives as villagers, sending children
to school, not identifiable as Veddahs, unless tourists wish for an
exhibition! Dambana near Mahiyangana is the place to visit for that.

P.S.
This site was well known even in the 1970s. I have gone there with a party of doctors from the Batticaloa Hospital in the 1980s. There was a mud-track leading from Maha Oya junction, where our batch mate the late Kongahavita Pattividanage Somadasa had been a DMO in 1966. There were about 5 wells with small walls around. The water was too hot to pour on one's body.
PGV

Jokes from the Pope - YouTube

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