email from jks weerasekara.
Doc, that is not the appendix, it is my little finger.
- "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."
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- "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"
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- "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"
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- "Hand me that ... Uh ... That uh..... Thingie"
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- "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"
"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys.. And this guy's got two of 'em."
- "Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!"
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- "That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!"
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- "Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us."
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- "What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change..."
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- "Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?"
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- "Oh no! Page 47 of the manual is missing!"
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