Wisdom - email from Karals.

Some are as old as the hills which we seem or do not wish to see.

 

Better pensions too!! 






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Su Wong - email from jksw

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Please scroll down Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, The Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings out a lovely, healthy, bouncy, But definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy. 'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents... 'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?' The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, 'Well, two Wong's don't make a white, So I think we will name him.... Are you ready for this? Scroll down.....................................  Sum Ting Wong You know you laughed and you are going to send this on!!!

Irishman jokes- email Sunil Liyanage

Sunil Liyanage	23:52 (7 hours ago)
to Sunil

Lost at Sea Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter.  While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth.  This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought to the matter, Patrick blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into Guinness Beer!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals.  Simultaneously, the genie vanished.  Only the gentle lapping of Guinness on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. Michael looked disgustedly at Patrick whose wish had been granted.  After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going Patrick!  Now we're going to have to pee in the boat! ************************************************************************************* You've Been Drinking Again An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night.  The bartender finally said that the bar was closing.  So, the Irishman stood up to leave fell flat on his face.  He tried to stand one more time; same result.  He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside, he stood up and fell on his face again.  So he decided to crawl the four blocks home.  Again, he fell flat on his face.  He crawled through the door and into his bedroom.  When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up.  This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into the bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow. He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "SO YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING AGAIN!" Putting on an innocent look, and intent on bluffing it out he said, "What makes you say that?" "The pub just called; you left your wheelchair there again."

Retirement - email from Karals

Pictures from a by-gone era.

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From: "J. K. S. Weerasekera"
To: "J. K. S. Weerasekera"
Cc:
Date: Tue, 26 Mar 2013 16:16:07 +0530
Subject: FW: Adding new pictures all the time...

Bygone era, Photos.

jksw

 
Subject: Adding new pictures all the time...

Added a few more in the past few days.

Just came across an extraordinary collection to work on - it will take many days! My assistant will be busy next week!

Please click here

CoMSAA get together

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From: CoMSAA <comsaa@rocketmail.com>
Date: Wed, Mar 27, 2013 at 3:56 PM
Subject: CoMSAA reunion & Scientific congress
To: "shi.hendalage@gmail.com" <shi.hendalage@gmail.com>

Inviting All Alumni   Of   Colombo Medical School and Colombo Medical Faculty   To the   Second CoMSAA Reunion and International Scientific Congress and Reunion   On   08th September 2013   Please keep this date free and inform all alumni you know Further details will be available soon

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The dream of three animals - email from Suni Liyanage

The dream of 3 animals....   .                 and the best of all: A day spent without laughter is a day wasted

UBUNTU - email from Karalledda

This word was intoduced to me by a dear medical colleague and friend of nearly half a century. Thought of sharing with you as I was ignorant and the concept was very dear to me. Keep well, Lakshman

UBUNTU. I 'd like to introduce you to this word. I'ts a Bantu word meaning--

" I am I because you are you"

Desmond Tutu explains.

A person with Ubuntu is open and available to others, affirming of others, does not feel threatened that others are able and good, based from a proper self-assurance that comes from knowing that he or she belongs in a greater whole and is diminished when others are humiliated or diminished, when others are tortured or oppressed.

"One of the sayings in our country (Africa) is Ubuntu – the essence of being human. Ubuntu speaks particularly about the fact that you can't exist as a human being in isolation. It speaks about our interconnectedness. You can't be human all by yourself, and when you have this quality – Ubuntu – you are known for your generosity. We think of ourselves far too frequently as just individuals, separated from one another, whereas you are connected and what you do affects the whole World. When you do well, it spreads out; it is for the whole of humanity."

PS By Philip G V -

'Windows' software was having a hey day raking in millions on licensing fees and having a monopoly on the industry. A group of developers in Europe launched a software meant to be distributed and shared free. It was named 'UBUNTU' the name borrowed from Africa. Today Android Software is surging ahead with its philosophy of free distribution, sharing and development. You can see the results of this philosophy.

We are standing on the shoulders of giants who pioneered our paths in science. To take one man's or group of men's achievement and not share it with your fellow beings is simply not done.

I read a book titled 'Psychic discoveries behind the Iron Curtain' by Shiela Ostrander. An experiment by Soviet scientists of that era was cited. A mother of a litter of mice was separated from its offspring. The off spring was well cared for and was sent on a submarine to the Arctic. The mother had biological monitoring of its heart and brain by ECG and EEG. The Captain of the submarine was ordered to kill each member of the litter at unspecified intervals and note the time of death of each member of the litter. The scientists in the Soviet Union were able to match the time of killing of each member of the litter with matching ECG and EEG changes in the mother.

All the life forms in this planet are interconnected. Life on the planet is like a multi-nucleated organism. What affects another life form affects me. This is what the great English poet John Donne wrote more than four centuries ago:-

John Donne (1572 - 1631)

No man is an island,
Entire of itself.
Each is a piece of the continent,
A part of the main.
If a clod be washed away by the sea,
Europe is the less.
As well as if a promontory were.
As well as if a manner of thine own
Or of thine friend’s were.
Each man’s death diminishes me,
For I am involved in mankind.
Therefore, send not to know
For whom the bell tolls,
It tolls for thee.

Old age - email from Kamalini K

While you are alive, don't worry about what others will think or say
> about you - just do what you believe is right without paying much
> attention to praise and criticism.
>
> Don't worry about what will happen after you are gone, because when you
> return to the dust, you will feel nothing about praise or criticism.
>
> Don't worry too much about your children for children will have their
> own destiny and find their own way.
>
> Do whatever you can to help them grow into responsible, caring and
> productive human beings, but don't be your children's slave.
>
> Don't expect too much from your children. Caring children, though
> caring, could be too busy with their jobs and commitments to render any
> help.
>
> Uncaring children may fight over your assets even when you are still
> alive, and wish for your early demise so they can inherit your
> property.
>
> Your children take for granted that they are rightful heirs to your
> wealth; but you have no claims to their money.
>
> As you grow older, don't trade in your health for wealth any more...
> Because your money may not be able to buy your health …
> Know when to stop making money and how much is enough (hundred
> thousand, million, ten million?)
>
> Even if you had a thousand hectares of good farm land, you can only
> consume one quart of rice daily;
> Even if you had a thousand mansions, you need only three square meters
> of space to rest at night.
>
> So as long as you have enough food and enough money for your essential
> needs, that is good enough. So you should live happily.
>
> Every family has its own problems. Just do not compare with others for
> fame and social status and see whose children are doing better, etc.
> but challenge others for happiness, health and longevity.
>
> Dont worry about things that you can't change because worrying doesn't
> help and it will affect your health.
>
> You have to create your own well-being and find your own happiness.
>
> Strive to keep yourself in a good mood, think about happy things, do
> happy things daily and have fun in doing them, then you will pass your
> time happily every day.
>
> One day passes, you will lose one day;…One day passes with happiness,
> and then you gain one day.
>
> In good spirit, sickness will cure; in happy spirit, sickness will cure
> fast; in good and happy spirit, sickness will never come.
>
> With good mood, suitable amount of exercise, lots of sun, variety of
> foods, reasonable amount of vitamin and mineral intake, you will enjoy
> years of healthy life.
>
> Above all, learn to cherish the goodness around ……FAMILY and
> FRIENDS……..they all make you feel young and "wanted"
>

Many toilets in the house.

A Consultant had a loquacious, wealthy female relative, visiting him at home. The woman kept on boasting about a new mansion she had completed recently. She said that she had included an attached bath for every room in her new construction. The Consultant had exclaimed 'Wedak nay ney. Eva pavichchikeranne eka pukak ney thiyenney' ( What is the use there is only one arse to use the toilets). That put a padlock on the visitor's mouth.

Taxi drivers - email JKSW

Taxi Driver

A woman and her ten-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Toronto . It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under the awnings.

"Mom" said the boy "what are all those women doing?"

"They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied.

The taxi driver turns around and says "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money."

The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true Mom?"

His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers in the affirmative.

After a few minutes, the kid asks "Mom, what happens to the babies those
women have?"

"They become taxi drivers," she said.

Lady Ridgeway Interns 1965.

For cricket lovers.

Forwarding a picture of Buddy Reid opening batsman Ceylon,  as intern House Officer at Lady Ridgeway Hospital. He is the tallest slim one at the rear.

I am also in the picture seated.

Susiri  

Test your memory batch of 1960 entrants.

Some stunning photos - email Gallege De Silva.

Click on web-link below:-

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