One Monday morning the postman is walking through
the neighborhood on his usual route, delivering the mail.
As he approached one of the homes, he noticed
that both cars were still in the driveway. His wonder
was cut short by David, the homeowner, coming
out with a load of empty beer, wine and spirit
bottles for the recycling bin.
"Wow, David, looks like you guys had one hell
of a party last night," the Postman commented.
David, in obvious pain, replied, "Actually we
had it Saturday night. This is the first I have
felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday
morning. We had about 15 couples from
around the neighbourhood over for some
weekend fun and it got a bit wild. We all
got so drunk around midnight that we
started playing 'WHO AMÂ I?'."
The Postman thinks a moment and said,
"How do you play 'WHO AM I?' ?"
" Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and
come out one at a time covered with a
sheet with only the 'family jewels' showing
through a hole in the sheet. Then the
women try to guess who it is.."
The postman laughed and said, "Sounds
like fun, I'm sorry I missed it."
"Probably a good thing you did,"
David responded."Your name came up 6 times"
