Wednesday, February 20, 2013

'Who am I?' email sent by Susiri Weerasekara





Subject: The Postman


One Monday morning the postman is walking through 
the neighborhood on his usual route, delivering the mail.

As he approached one of the homes, he noticed 
that both cars were still in the driveway. His wonder 
was cut short by David, the homeowner, coming 
out with a load of empty beer, wine and spirit 
bottles for the recycling bin.

"Wow, David, looks like you guys had one hell 
of a party last night," the Postman commented.

David, in obvious pain, replied, "Actually we 
had it Saturday night. This is the first I have 
felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday 
morning. We had about 15 couples from 
around the neighbourhood over for some 
weekend fun and it got a bit wild. We all 
got so drunk around midnight that we 
started playing 'WHO AM  I?'."

The Postman thinks a moment and said, 
"How do you play 'WHO AM I?' ?"

" Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and 
come out one at a time covered with a 
sheet with only the 'family jewels' showing 
through a hole in the sheet. Then the 
women try to guess who it is.."

The postman laughed and said, "Sounds
 like fun, I'm sorry I missed it."

"Probably a good thing you did," 
David responded."Your name came up 6 times"



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