The Jewish Elbow
A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming with his wife to visit.
"You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301 . There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow , push button 301. I will buzz you in.
Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow push 3. When you get out, I'm on the left. With your elbow , hit my doorbell."
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?
"What . . . You coming empty handed?"
Very good advice. In sunny Sri Lanka in the olden days, such a visit was called AWW- Atha Wana Wanaa!
Wish you were jewish.
jksw
