Email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai.
"If you
want to change the world, do it when you
are a bachelor.
After marriage, you can't even change a TV
channel..."
Listening to your wife is like reading
the terms conditions of a website.
You don’t understand it but you
still accept it.
Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the
husband; the poor king
can take only one step at a time ....
While the mighty queen can do whatever
she likes.
Why do most Indian women request
for the same husband, in the next
life - how can
you let such good training go to
waste?
All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't scare
them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ...surely
do
What's Checkmate?
You tell your wife “I saw a lady,
looked exactly like you" wife asks
"WAS
SHE GORGEOUS..??"
You can’t say 'No' and you
can’t say 'Yes' – now that’s
Checkmate!
STOCK MARKET EFFECT:
Depressed Husband to his fat wife:
"You are my only investment, that has
doubled.''
