Sunday, October 19, 2014

WORDS OF WISDOM

Email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai.
  
"If you
want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor.
After marriage, you can't even change a TV
channel..."
  
Listening to your wife is like reading
the terms conditions of a website.
You don’t understand it but you
still accept it.

Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the husband; the poor king
can take only one step at a time ....
While the mighty queen can do whatever
she likes.
  
Why do most Indian women request
 for the same husband, in the next life - how can
you let such good training go to
waste?

All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't scare
them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ...surely
do

What's Checkmate?
You tell your wife “I saw a lady,
looked exactly like you" wife asks "WAS
SHE GORGEOUS..??"
You can’t say 'No' and you
can’t say 'Yes' – now that’s
Checkmate!

STOCK MARKET EFFECT:
Depressed Husband to his fat wife:
"You are my only investment, that has

doubled.''

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