A Grandmother's tale.

From: "J. K. S. Weerasekera" 

Baby ' s First  Visit to a Doctor.

A woman and a baby were in the doctor ' s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby ' s first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
'Breast-fed, ' she replied..
' Well, strip down to your waist, ' the doctor ordered.
She did He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, ' No wonder this baby is underweight. You don' t have any milk. '
I know, ' she said, ' I ' m his Grandma,
But I ' m glad I came

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Advance notice to all 1960 entrants to the Faculty of Medicine, Colombo, Sri Lanka.

Dear Batch mates,
It has been tentatively decided to hold our reunion on the second Saturday of June of the year 2015.
It will be a 'one-day' affair.
The venue will be 'The Jetwing Beach Hotel', Negombo, Sri Lanka.
Sarath Kapuwaththe & Philip Veerasingam.

To whet your appetite for a visit to Sri Lanka in June here is a series of photos and videos taken by me in May 2014 on a 'Dolphin & Whale-watching cruise'. Please click on the web-link below with your speakers on.
Enjoy the scenes.
Philip G Veerasingam

http://youtu.be/1iqB70FxR7U

Range of electronic car keys.

email from Daya Jayasinghe

 Very interesting experiment with car keys

The wave length of the electronic key is limited to a certain distance.  If you want to expand it, learn the trick by watching this video.   You won't forget it.   http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=0Uqf71muwWc

That's our Johnny

email from  "J. K. S. Weerasekera" 

From the laptop of Iqbal

TEACHER: IF I GAVE YOU 2 CATS, AND ANOTHER 2 CATS AND ANOTHER 2, how many will you have Johnny ?
      Johnny: Seven Sir

      Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2
      cats and another 2, how many will you have?

      Johnny: Seven

      Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples,
      and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?

      Johnny: Six.

      Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and
      another 2 how many will you have?

      Johnny: Seven!!!

      Very angry Teacher: Where the hell do you get seven from?!?!?

      Very angry Johnny: Because I f**kin' already have one at home!!!

A Human Kaleidoscope !

email from Edwin Kirubs.

This is a fantastic clip and you wonder about the coordination of so many artists in producing it
​Click on the link below to view the 'human kaleidoscope':-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0-zCwSfkOo      

Attentive Eye Test.....

email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai

The School of Psychology, Harvard University, recently conducted a public survey called "What really do you see?"

People were asked to focus their attention on a very simple picture, and then asked if they had noticed anything odd.

Now, you have the chance to take part in this survey.  Study the picture for 1 minute; then reveal what you see that is HORRENDOUS.

Start now.....

Question : What do you see that is HORRENDOUS?

Scroll down for the answer :  

 Answer : There's a MOUSE on one of the doughnuts!

Results of the Survey :

1. 100% of males failed this test. They were distracted by the bosom.

2. 100% of the females also failed this test. They were distracted by the wide choice of doughnuts.

A message from a wife.

email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai.