Showing posts with label That's our Johnny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label That's our Johnny. Show all posts

Sunday, June 1, 2014

That's our Johnny


email from  "J. K. S. Weerasekera" 

From the laptop of Iqbal
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TEACHER: IF I GAVE YOU 2 CATS, AND ANOTHER 2 CATS AND ANOTHER 2, how many will you have Johnny ?
      Johnny: Seven Sir

      Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2
      cats and another 2, how many will you have?

      Johnny: Seven

      Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples,
      and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?

      Johnny: Six.

      Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and
      another 2 how many will you have?

      Johnny: Seven!!!

      Very angry Teacher: Where the hell do you get seven from?!?!?

      Very angry Johnny: Because I f**kin' already have one at home!!!