Pakistan cricket.

Email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai

Billionaire Virgin Airlines boss Richard Branson offered to sponsor the Pakistan cricket team currently reeling after a string of tournament defeats.

However, the embattled Pakistan Cricket Board had to politely refuse the generous multi-million-pound offer by the cricket magnate.

As one harassed Board official snapped: "We can't have VIRGIN written on our shirts, when we' get  screwed in every match!”