Old age.

email sent by JKS Weerasekera 

Old age is having a choice of two temptations and choosing

the one that will get you home earlier.

A man has reached old age when he is cautioned

to slow down by his Doctor instead of by the police.

You're getting old when "getting lucky" means you find

your car in the parking lot.

You're getting old when you don't care where your spouse goes,

just as long as you don't have to go along.