Male and female logic - email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai

MALE  vs . FEMALE  LOGIC.

Woman:
Do you drink beer?

Man:

Yes

Woman:
How many beers a day?

Man:
Usually about 3

Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?

Man:

£4 which includes a tip

Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?

Man:
About 20 years, I suppose

Woman:
So a beer costs £4 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at £370. In one year, it would be approximately £4,500 …correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
If in 1 year you spend £4,500, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at £90,000, correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
Do you realise that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man:
Do you drink beer?

Woman:
No

Man:
Where’s your Ferrari?