Thursday, June 12, 2014

Obituary - Dr. G.D. Fonseka.

Dr. FONSEKA - G.D. Beloved husband of Sanjeewani, loving father of Most Ven. Dhammananda Thero, Chief Incumbent of Kurunegala, Ahatuwewa, Kaduruwewa, Dharmarajagala Aranya, Chamelika and Chathurika, father-in-law of Sudesh and grandfather of Suheli and Priyeli. Remains lie at “Dhananji”, Ginigathhena Road, Yatiyantota. Cortege leaves at 4.00 p.m. on Saturday 14th June. Cremation at the Dehiowita Cemetery at 5.00 p.m. 106238 - See more at: http://www.dailynews.lk/?q=obituaries#sthash.nw15QmVu.dpuf




Dear Philip

Please share this with our batch mates.

GD was a very sincere , friendly and a very obliging batch mate.

Most of you may remember his jokes at our last ReUnion Get together we had in Dambulla.

Please share our deepest sympathies to his surviving family.

May he attain the eternal bliss of Nibhbhana .

I attach a copy if the obituary notice appeared in the Daily News of 13 th June for your info.

Regards

Nana

Hi Phillip
Just to inform you of the demise of our batch mate GD
I read the obituary notice in the Daily news 13/06/14
Please disseminate this sad news amongst our batch mates
 Regards
 Tony preena

Dear Philip.

Here's an  Obituary notice that appeared in the Daily News paper today (13th June 2014).

Wedi.


Climate change.

The delicate balance of the planet's biosphere is tipping -- threatening all life on earth. Scientists are calling it our Holy Shit moment on climate change, and world leaders meet at the UN in just over 100 days -- we have until then for all of us, everywhere, to act, in the largest day of action on climate change in history, to call for action and fight for everything we love. Sign up to join in:

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The last ice age happened in 6 months. 6 months for the planet to unleash an army of apartment-building-size ice blocks across Europe and the United States. It was a climate tipping point where the balance is knocked completely out of control and threatens the survival of everything -- and three more tipping points exactly like it are on the verge of happening.

It's our "holy shit" climate moment according to a leading NASA scientist, and only a holy shit massive coordinated day of action response, right now, can change the future we're facing.

One agreement with common sense steps to end dirty energy can save us. That's why the UN has called an urgent climate meeting in just over 100 days with all major world leaders — if we greet them on September 21st with the largest ever global climate mobilisation in history we can break through the walls of mega coal, oil, and business that prevent even the best politicians from doing what is right.

There's no way to get around how big a task this is. But together, each small action will add up into a millions-strong movement that literally drowns out the opposition and gives our leaders the best reason to break free and build a hopeful, clean and green future. Click below to join in:

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"Tipping points" are feedback loops, where climate change feeds back on itself and causes rapidly accelerating, catastrophic consequences. Right now, methane gas that is 25 times worse for global warming than CO2 is frozen in our ice. But as the ice melts, the gas leaks, causing more melting and each melt loses us another layer of reflective ice shield that we rely on to keep the planet cool, more methane and less ice means more warming still, and everything starts to spin out of control. And that's just one example… it's why scientists are yelling from the rooftops that we have to act now.

We actually have the tools and the plan we need to make sure we don't cross into a world where tipping points destroy us. And while it will take global cooperation on a bigger scale than ever before, our 36 million-strong movement already has the people power necessary to move leaders from every country to take the first steps. Just days ago, the United States and China announced serious new plans to curb their pollution — momentum is building ahead of next year's critical Paris climate summit where a deal could be inked, and in just over 100 days we can take it up a notch further.

Taking to the streets in a record setting show of power and coordination is one of the most effective ways to create change -- from the anti-Apartheid movement in South Africa to civil rights in the US, it's sometimes been the only way. This is our chance to bring that power to the most important issue of our time: survival and a thriving future for our families, and their families and the generations of people to come. Click below to be a part of it all:

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We know we can do this… and do it big. When our community was just 3 million people we held 3,000 actions on the same day to protect our planet. We're now 36 million strong, ten times the size! Imagine what we can achieve together now...

With so much hope for our future,

Emma, Iain, Lisa, Ricken, Alice, Emily, Sayeeda, Uilleam and the rest of the Avaaz team

MORE INFORMATION

Global warming: it's a point of no return in West Antarctica. What happens next? (The Guardian)
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/may/17/climate-change-antarctica-glaciers-melting-global-warming-nasa

A Call to Arms: An Invitation to Demand Action on Climate Change (Rolling Stone)
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/a-call-to-arms-an-invitation-to-demand-action-on-climate-change-20140521

Mini ice age took hold of Europe in months (New Scientist)
http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20427344.800-mini-ice-age-took-hold-of-europe-in-months.html

Report: Prepare for climate tipping points (Politico)
http://www.politico.com/story/2013/12/national-research-council-report-climate-change-could-hit-tipping-points-environment-100615.html

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Lemon Juice.



email from kitta Rajaratnam


Believe it or not it's the common Lemon juice!
Even doctors are now saying that there is value in eating LEMON!
So, a tablespoon of "real lemon" in a glass of water every morning.   What can it hurt?
   
Institute of Health Sciences, 819 N. L.L.C. Charles Street, Baltimore , MD

This is the latest in medicine, effective for cancer! Read carefully & you be the judge.
Lemon (Citrus) is a miraculous product to kill cancer cells. It is 10,000 times stronger than chemotherapy. Why do we not know about that?   Because there are laboratories interested in making a synthetic version that will bring them huge profits. You can now help a friend in need by letting him/her know that lemon juice is beneficial in preventing the disease. Its taste is pleasant and it does not produce the horrific effects of chemotherapy. How many people will die while this closely guarded secret is kept, so as not to jeopardize the beneficial multimillionaires large corporations?
 
As you know, the lemon tree is known for its varieties of lemons and limes.
You can eat the fruit in different ways: you can eat the pulp, juice press, prepare drinks, sorbets, pastries, etc... It is credited with many virtues, but the most interesting is the effect it produces on cysts and tumors. This plant is a proven remedy against cancers of all  types.  Some say it is very useful in all variants of cancer. It is considered also as an anti-microbial spectrum against bacterial infections and fungi, effective against internal parasites and worms, it regulates blood pressure which is too high and an antidepressant, combats stress and nervous disorders. The source of this information is fascinating: it comes from one of the largest drug manufacturers in the world, saying that after more than 20 laboratory tests since 1970 the extracts were revealed to: Destroy the malignant cells in 12 cancers, including colon, breast, prostate, lung and  pancreas...The compounds of this tree showed 10,000 times better than the product Adriamycin, a drug normally used chemotherapeutic in the world, slowing the growth of cancer cells.  And what is even more astonishing: this type of therapy with lemon extract only destroys malignant cancer cells and it does not affect healthy cells.
       
Institute of Health Sciences, 819 N. L.L.C. Cause Street , Baltimore ,  MD1201
         
       SEND TO  EVERYONE ... Please! 

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Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Idiots of various grades.

email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai

Number One Idiot 
I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center.
 
Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants.
 
I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital.
 
She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughtersome ant poison
 to eat in order to kill the ants.
I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away.

Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride.
 
 

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Number Two Idiot
 
Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s.
 
They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming toward them.
 
It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the
 emergency locator beacon that activated when the raft was inflated. 
They are no longer employed at Boeing.

Here's your sign, guys. Don't get it wet; the paint might run.
 
 

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Number Three Idiot
 
A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the Branch and wrote this, “Put all your muny in this bag.”; While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller's window.
 
So he left the
 Bank of America and crossed the street to the Wells Fargo Bank. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. 
Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, “OK” and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was
 waiting in line back at Bank of America .

Don't bother with this guy's sign. He probably couldn't read it anyway.
 

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Number Four Idiot
A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40. Several days later, he received a letter from the police that contained another picture, this time of handcuffs. He immediately mailed in his $40.

Wise guy ... But you still get a sign.
 
 

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Number Five Idiot
 
A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said, “Because I don't believe you are over 21.”; The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because she didn't believe him. At this point, the robber took his driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and she put the Scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot.
   The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later.

This guy definitely needs a sign
. 

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Idiot Number Six
 
A pair of
 Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. 
The first one shouted, “Nobody move!”;
 
When his partner moved
, the startled first bandit shot him.

This guy doesn't even deserve a sign.
 

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Idiot Number Seven
 
Arkansas : Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back knocking him unconscious. It seems the liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass.  The whole event was caught on videotape.

Yep, here's your sign
. 

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Idiot Number Eight
 

I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the
 Deer Crossing sign on our road..  The reason: “Too many deer are being hit by cars out here ! I don't  think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.”;


Take the sign - Please
! 

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Stay Alert
! They walk among us ... they Reproduce ... they Vote and I'm sure that many of them hold elected offices!  Also, 95% of them are liberals.

Alien couple.

email from JKS Weerasekera

A couple was driving down a lonely country road one evening when a spaceship landed on the road ahead of them. The couple stopped the car as two aliens got out.

"Don't worry, we're friendly," one of them said.

The couple got out of the car and saw that the aliens were a couple too. Upon inquiring, they learned the alien couple was from Mars.

They four of them sat in a nearby park exchanging stories and information about their respective planets. Eventually, the subject of sex came up.

"Just how do you guys do it?" asked one of the Earthlings.

"Pretty much the way you do," responded a Martian.

Discussion ensued and finally the couples decided to swap partners for the night and experience one another.

The female Earthling and the male Martian went off and checked into a hotel. In the room, the Martian undressed. He had a teeny-weeny weenie - very short and very narrow.

"What can you do with that?" exclaimed the woman.

"Why?" he asked, "What’s the matter?"

"Well," she replied, "it’s nowhere near long enough. It’ll never reach!"

"No problem," the Martian said. He proceeded to squeeze his nose. With each squeeze, his member grew until it was quite long.

"Well," she said. "That’s quite impressive, but it’s still pretty narrow."

"No problem," he said again and started pulling his ears. With each pull his member grew wider and wider until the entire measurement was extremely exciting to the woman.

"Wow!" she exclaimed as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love.

The next day the couples rejoined their normal partners and went off together.

As the Earthling couple drove home, the husband asked, "Was it any good?"

"I hate to say it," his wife said, "but it was really wonderful. How about you?"

"It wasn't all that great," the husband replied. "It was the weirdest thing. That Martian woman kept squeezing my nose and pulling my ears all night!"



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