email from JKS Weerasekera
A couple was driving down a lonely country
road one evening when a spaceship landed on the road ahead of them. The couple
stopped the car as two aliens got out.
"Don't worry, we're friendly," one of them said.
The couple got out of the car and saw that the aliens were a couple too. Upon inquiring, they learned the alien couple was from Mars.
They four of them sat in a nearby park exchanging stories and information about their respective planets. Eventually, the subject of sex came up.
"Just how do you guys do it?" asked one of the Earthlings.
"Pretty much the way you do," responded a Martian.
Discussion ensued and finally the couples decided to swap partners for the night and experience one another.
The female Earthling and the male Martian went off and checked into a hotel. In the room, the Martian undressed. He had a teeny-weeny weenie - very short and very narrow.
"What can you do with that?" exclaimed the woman.
"Why?" he asked, "What’s the matter?"
"Well," she replied, "it’s nowhere near long enough. It’ll never reach!"
"No problem," the Martian said. He proceeded to squeeze his nose. With each squeeze, his member grew until it was quite long.
"Well," she said. "That’s quite impressive, but it’s still pretty narrow."
"No problem," he said again and started pulling his ears. With each pull his member grew wider and wider until the entire measurement was extremely exciting to the woman.
"Wow!" she exclaimed as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love.
The next day the couples rejoined their normal partners and went off together.
As the Earthling couple drove home, the husband asked, "Was it any good?"
"I hate to say it," his wife said, "but it was really wonderful. How about you?"
"It wasn't all that great," the husband replied. "It was the weirdest thing. That Martian woman kept squeezing my nose and pulling my ears all night!"
"Don't worry, we're friendly," one of them said.
The couple got out of the car and saw that the aliens were a couple too. Upon inquiring, they learned the alien couple was from Mars.
They four of them sat in a nearby park exchanging stories and information about their respective planets. Eventually, the subject of sex came up.
"Just how do you guys do it?" asked one of the Earthlings.
"Pretty much the way you do," responded a Martian.
Discussion ensued and finally the couples decided to swap partners for the night and experience one another.
The female Earthling and the male Martian went off and checked into a hotel. In the room, the Martian undressed. He had a teeny-weeny weenie - very short and very narrow.
"What can you do with that?" exclaimed the woman.
"Why?" he asked, "What’s the matter?"
"Well," she replied, "it’s nowhere near long enough. It’ll never reach!"
"No problem," the Martian said. He proceeded to squeeze his nose. With each squeeze, his member grew until it was quite long.
"Well," she said. "That’s quite impressive, but it’s still pretty narrow."
"No problem," he said again and started pulling his ears. With each pull his member grew wider and wider until the entire measurement was extremely exciting to the woman.
"Wow!" she exclaimed as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love.
The next day the couples rejoined their normal partners and went off together.
As the Earthling couple drove home, the husband asked, "Was it any good?"
"I hate to say it," his wife said, "but it was really wonderful. How about you?"
"It wasn't all that great," the husband replied. "It was the weirdest thing. That Martian woman kept squeezing my nose and pulling my ears all night!"
