Saturday, March 1, 2014

The Pope and The Poor Beggar.

email sent by Dennis Aloysius.
Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome, Italy.

One has a Cross in front of him; the other one is holding the Star of David.
Many people go by, look at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the Cross.

The Pope comes by. He stops to watch the throngs of people giving money to the beggar who holds the Cross while none give to the beggar holding the Star of David.

Finally, the Pope approaches the beggar with the Star of David and says: "My poor fellow, don't you understand? This is a Catholic country; this city is the seat of Catholicism. People aren't going to give you money if you sit there with a Star of David in front of you, especially when you're sitting beside a beggar who is holding a Cross. In fact, they would probably give more money to him just out of spite!"


The beggar with the Star of David listened to the Pope, smiled, and turned to the beggar with the Cross and said: "Moishe, would you look who's trying to teach the Goldstein brothers about marketing!"

Elephant and dog.

Friday, February 28, 2014

Shakti - music band

email from Lesley Sirimanne.

One of the greatest bands of all time in any genre of music. The violinist Lal Shankar is Lankan born.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGW4nrsZJ3o
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Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery ...

email from jks weerasekara.
          Doc, that is not the appendix, it is my little finger.
  • "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."
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  • "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"
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  • "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"
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  • "Hand me that ... Uh ... That uh..... Thingie"
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  • "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"

"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys.. And this guy's got two of 'em."
  • "Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!"
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  • "That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!"
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  • "Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us."
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  • "What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change..."
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  • "Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?"
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  • "Oh no! Page 47 of the manual is missing!"