Saturday, January 25, 2014

A twinkle in your wrinkle - email from Dawood.

 Not that I am even remotely suggesting that you are a wrinkley! 
 
Now here's an e-mail that everyone should get, at least once in their life. 
This is wonderful and the thought at the end is so true! 












Never look down on anybody, unless you're helping them up.
Please read the following quietly then send it back on its journey:
Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special.
Remember ... Hold on tight to the ones you love !
Do not keep this letter Send it to friends & family to whom you wish a good, long, happy, life ~

Rare old photos - Sunil Liyanage.

Sunil Liyanage
22 Jan (4 days ago)
to Sunil
REAL RARE OLD PHOTOS OF OUR CRAZY WORLD & PEOPLE.

EACH ONE SENDS A DEEP MESSAGE WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT DEEPLY TO IMAGINE LIFE IN THAT PLACE, DAY & AGE.

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1967 Chaos on Swedish roads with change of driving side from Left to Right




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1964 Height of US apartheid-Hotel Manager pours acid into swimming pool 




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1948 Mother in shame after advertising children for sale




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1990 Old lady (106) guarding her house during Armenian civil war 






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1886 Final instalment of French Gift of Liberty Statue on US 100th Anniversary




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1980-12-08 Hours before he was shot, Lennon offers autograph to assassin!





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1907 Annette Kellerman, Jailed for promoting swim suit





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1920 Checking excesses of permitted exposure!

  

Friday, January 24, 2014

Holding your water - email from Dr. JKS. Weerasekara.

On a cruise ship an old lady goes to the bar. And orders a Scotch with just two drops of water!

Surprised, but  the bartender makes her  drink just so….

She explains 'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today.'

The bartender offers 'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you the next drink. This one is on me.'
As the woman finishes the drink The woman to her right says 'I would like to buy you a drink, too.'

The old woman says 'Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.' 'Coming up' says the bartender

As she finishes that drink, The man to her left says 'I would like to buy you one, too.' The old woman says 'Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.' 'Coming right up' the bartender says.

As he gives her the fourth drink, he asks 'Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?'

The old woman replies 'Sonny, when you're my age, You've learned how to hold your liquor...








Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.'





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New Age Daughter-in-law - email from Dr.JKS.Weerasekara.


Some daughters-in-law are well trained and well mannered....
They don't come to change the family, they are here to ... ( READ ON !)

The new wife was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional
manner. As expected she gave a speech;
'My dear family members, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home
and family. Firstly, my being here does not mean that I want to change
your way of life, your routine ..'No, I will never do that, never in a
million years.'

'What do you mean my child?' asked the father-in-law.
'What I mean dad is (looking at her in-laws);

Those who used to wash the dishes must carry on washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked should not stop at my account, AND
Those who used to clean should continue cleaning!!!

'And what are you here for?' enquired the mother-in-law.
' I'M HERE TO ENTERTAIN YOUR SON!!!'
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Thursday, January 23, 2014

A journey to Jaffna from Thondamanaru via Atchuvely, 22nd December 2013.

Click on web-link below with speakers on:-

A Sydney policeman' woes.

 A policeman in Sydney, Australia pulled over a driver who had been weaving in and out of the traffic.

He approached the car window and said "Sir I need you to blow into this breathalyzer".

The man reaches into his pocket and produces a doctor's note.

On it was written: "This man suffers from chronic asthma. Do not make him perform any action that may leave him short of breath".

The policeman said "Okay then I need you to come and give a blood sample"

The man produced another letter.

This one said: "This man is a haemophiliac. Please do not cause him to bleed in any way".

So the officer said: "Right, I need a urine sample then".

The man produces a third letter from his pocket.

It read: "This man plays Cricket for England, please don't take the piss out of him"

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Birds of The Thondamanaru Lagoon.

Click on the web-link below to see a video presentation of the photos I took on a trip on the 22nd December 2013:-

http://youtu.be/btLo619k4KU