Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Close encounter video - email from Gallege De Silva


Fwd: scary African kitty, AWESOME!.
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Gallege De Silva
16:29 (49 minutes ago)
Subject: Fwd: scary African kitty, AWESOME!.
 
 
scary African kitty, AWESOME!.
  
Wishing everyone a great week!!
 

Subject: FW: scary African kitty, AWESOME!.
 
 
 
IMAGINE THE SHOTS THESE PEOPLE GOT!!!!!!!
 
 
 
(put this on full screen)
 
                  

Talk about a close encounter !!!!!
What would you do in this situation?
Turn on the sound.  Watch the cars pile up in the back. 
Amazing!
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Monday, February 11, 2013

Security scans at Newark Airport - email from jksw


FULL BODY SCANS AT THE  NEWARK AIRPORT:

The T.S.A. disclosed the Airport Screening Results

October 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

Terrorists Discovered - 0

Transvestites - 133

Hernias - 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases - 3,172

Enlarged Prostates - 8,249

Breast Implants - 59,350

Natural Blondes - 3


Thought you'd like to know.

Meeting God - email by Susiri Weerasekara



A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God
she asked "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and  have a
face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.

She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her
teeth!  Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.  While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

(Wait for it...)



God replied: "I didn't recognize you."

Sunday, February 10, 2013

Life in the 19, USA. Email sent by Sunil Liyanage.


The video of the 50s
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Sunil Liyanage
04:45 (1 hour ago)
to Sunil
Now if this doesn't take you back and make you feel good nothin' will!

This video is great if you grew up in the 50's and if you didn't it's still good!
Turn on your speakers!!!

Handicap - email sent by Kitta Rajaratnam