The possibilities in India

email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai

Amazing but TRUE 

A rich man can be a Prime Minister,
Was proven by Jawaharlal Nehru

A poor man can be Prime Minister,
Was proven by Lal Bahadur Shastri

An old man can be Prime Minister,
Was proven by Morarji Desai

A lady can be Prime Minister,
Was proven by Indira Gandhi

An illiterate man can be Prime Minister,
Was proven by Chaudhary Charan Singh

A pilot can be Prime Minister,
Was proven by Rajiv Gandhi

A man from Royal family can be Prime Minister,
Was proven by V P Singh

A scholar can be Prime Minister,
Was proven by P V Narasimha Rao

A poet can be Prime Minister,
Was proven by Atal Behari Vajpayee

Anybody can be Prime Minister,
Was proven by H D Deva Gowda

A tea seller can be Prime Minister,
Was proven by Narendra Modi

A Prime Minister is not at all required
Was proven by Manmohan Singh

The country can be ruled without being a Prime Minister,

Was proven by Sonia Gandhi...!!!😀

Subject: Irish petrol station

Email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai

A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Every Fill-Up.'

Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.

The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10, and said that if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.

Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were very close, the lucky number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time.'

A week later, Paddy, with his friend Mick, pulled in for another fill-up.

Again Paddy asked for his free sex.

The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.

Paddy guessed 2. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3, you were very close, but no free sex this time.'

As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy, 'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex at all.'

Paddy replied, 'No it's genuine enough Mick.. My wife won twice last week.'

ECONOMIC SYSTEMS EXPLAINED

Email from Nihal Gooneratne

THE GOLDEN OLDIES MIX PART 1

https://youtu.be/318PSIJ_tp0

Sri Lankan music

Deepika Priyadarshini Peiris burst into th scene with this song ‘ajuthapara lahila;

Beauty Ramani Bartholemeus danced the baila.

jksw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXr-JxCJFVY

‘Raja Kapuru’ stage play. 15 year ago. True today.

Traditionally searching for a new king, the  elephant walked all over the country and knelt down in   front of a field scarecrow.

The scarecrow had to be made king. So he was, managing the country from his castle runde by a moat. Soon he was advised to choose a bride to regularize lineage.

This is when agents went in search of   a bride.

All the damsels were pruning themselves up to be selected.

  The song is a description of the efforts of the damsels.

It was a very keen satire on  Sri Lanka.

jksw  

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0ppkSTvt6s