Monday, May 30, 2016

Enforcing family care by law in Shanghai

Jokes on marriage



Email from Kitta Rajaratnam

Have a good fun like me.  Regards keep well
 
> Marriage is the
> only war where one sleeps with the enemy. 
> Tommy
> Lee
 
> When
> a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to
> let him keep her. Lee
> Majors  
> 
>  
> 
> After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
> they just can't face each other, but still they stay
> together. 
> 
> Al Gore 
> 
> By all means marry. If you get
> a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one,
> you'll become a philosopher.
> 
> Socrates 
> 
> Woman inspires us to great
> things, and prevents us from achieving them.
> 
> 
> Mike Tyson 
> 
> The great question... which I
> have not been able to answer.... is, "What does a woman
> want? 
> 
> George Clooney
> 
> I had some words with my wife,
> and she had some paragraphs with me. 
> 
> Bill Clinton 
> 
> "Some people ask the
> secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a
> restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner,
> soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go
> Fridays." 
> 
> George W. Bush 
> 
> "I don't worry about
> terrorism. I was married for two years."
> 
> 
> Rudy Giuliani
> 
> "There's a way of
> transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
> banking. It's called marriage." 
> 
> Michael Jordan 
> 
> "I've had bad luck with all my wives.
> The first one left me and the second one didn't."
> The third gave me more children! 
> 
> Donald Trump
> 
> 
> 
> Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1.Whenever
 you're wrong, admit it,
 2. Whenever you're right, shut up!
> Shaquille O'Neal
> 
> The most effective way to
> remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
> Kobe Bryant 
> 
> You know what I did before I
> married? Anything I wanted to.
> David Hasselhoff
> 
> My wife and I were happy for
> twenty years. Then we met.
>  Nim 
>
> A good wife always forgives her husband
> when she's wrong. 
> Barack Obama 
>
> A man inserted an 'ad' in the
> classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a
> hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can
> have mine." 
> Brad Pitt
> 
> First
> Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" 
> Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's
> still alive."
> Jimmy Kimmel
> 
> "Honey, what happened to
> 'ladies first'?" Husband replies,
> "That's the reason why the world's a mess
> today, because a lady went
> first!"
> David Letterman 
> 
> "First
> there's the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then
> the wedding ring...soon after.....comes Suffer...ing!
> Jay Leno 
> 
> 
> SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO
> GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE
> OF HUMOUR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!!!!!!!
> 

Richard Peiris and family



Forwarded.
jksw
Subject: Re: detective work

Dr. Weerasekera,

Mr. Percyl Peiris and Richard Peiris were brothers.  Two of them along with three others started Richard Peiris and Company and Mr. Richard Peiris was the Chairman of the Company. Their first business,manufacturing unit after the petrol station was retreading of tyres for the Allied forces stationed in Ceylon during the 2nd World War. Mr. Percy Peiris had two sons namely Mr. P.I. Peiris ( well known as Ian) and the other son was Mr. David Peiris. 

Ian played cricket for Cambridge and represented SSC and Sri Lanka. He also captained the cricket team of St. Thomas Colletge,Mt. Lavinia. Professionally an Accountant and worked at Arpico and became a Director of the Company. He passed away two months ago.

David proceeded to England and qualified in Motor Engineering and on his return to Sri Lanka raced motorracing arena  in Sri Lanka and India. He was a champion driver during his time.  He played cricket for St. Thomas and did not captain the Ceylon Cricket Team nor did he play for Sri Lanka.  David too became a Director of Arpico. 

Richard Peiris and Company was bought over by an outside party and I believe Mr. Henry Peirs who is the son of Mr. Richard Peiris who was the Chairmn of the company still owns shares of Arpico.  His brother Junior Richard Peiris who was a Priest passed away a few years ago. 

The Super Markets set up by Ian and me are also with the new owner.  David broke away for the main company taking away the motor business and set up his own company called David Peiris Motor Company which is doing very well.  This was done before the acquisition of Richard Peris and Company by the new owner.
From xxxxxxx