Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Death in the Air

German singers

Gitti & Erika - La Paloma

Gitti & Erika - Adieu, mein kleiner Gardeoffizier

Gitti & Erika - Ein treuer Husar

Gitti & Erika - Happy Sixties (GMC-Hitmix)

Gitti & Erika - Manolito


Third Reich In Antarctica

 Complete Documentary
https://youtu.be/BoNxjgt1Tmo

Nursery rhymes

: ENJOY THESE INTERESTING LIMERICS 

Mary Had A Little Pig, 
She Kept It Fat And Plastered; 
And When The Price Of Pork Went Up, 
She Shot The Little Bastard. 
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Mary Had A Little Lamb. 
Her Father Shot It Dead. 
Now It Goes To School With Her, 
Between Two Hunks Of Bread. 
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Jack And Jill Went Up The Hill 
To Have A Little Fun. 
Stupid Jill Forgot The Pill 
And Now They Have A son. 
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Simple Simon Met A Pieman Going To The Fair. 
Said Simple Simon To The Pieman, 
'What Have You Got There?' 
Said The Pieman Unto Simon, 
'Pies, You Dumb Ass' !! 
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Humpty Dumpty Sat On A Wall, 
Humpty Dumpty Had A Great Fall. 
All The Kings' Horses, 
And All The Kings' Men. 
Had Scrambled Eggs, 
For Breakfast Again.. 
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Hey Diddle, Diddle, The Cat Took A Piddle, 
All Over The Bedside Clock. 
The Little Dog Laughed To See Such Fun. 
Then Died Of Electric Shock. 
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Georgie Porgy Pudding And Pie,
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry. 
And When The Boys Came Out To Play, 
He Kissed Them Too 'Cause He Was Gay. 
******************** 
There Was A Little Girl Who Had A Little Curl 
Right In The Middle Of Her Forehead. 
When She Was Good, She Was Very, Very Good. 
But When She Was Bad......... 
She Got A Fur Coat, Jewels, A Waterfront Condo, And A Sports Car. 
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You Have To Be Old Enough To Appreciate These.
If You Don't Understand Them,
It Is Because You Are Too Young

PS 
Jack & Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pal of water,
Jill forgot to take the pill,
And now they have a daughter.

Chinese magic

Monday, October 12, 2015

James Last

James Last - La Paloma

James Last - Rivers of Babylon

James Last - Besame mucho & Volare 2009

James Last - Melodies Forever (1999)

James Last - White Christmas - Midnight in December - Jingle Bells - Kommet, ihr Hirten u. a.
https://youtu.be/CPi7kLzSd6A

James Last

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
James Last
A picture of James Last in 1970 posted 2006
Last in 1970
Background information
Birth nameHans Last
Born17 April 1929
BremenGermany
Died9 June 2015 (aged 86)
Palm Beach, Florida, U.S.
GenresBig band
Occupation(s)Composer
LabelsPolydor/PolyGram/Universal/Eagle Rock, (Germany/UK).
Websitewww.jameslast.com
James Last (also known as "Hansi", born Hans Last; 17 April 1929 – 9 June 2015)[1] was a German composer andbig band leader. Initially a jazz bassist (Last won the award for "best bassist in Germany in each of the years 1950 - 1952[1]), his trademark "happy music" made his numerous albums best-sellers in Germany and the United Kingdom, with 65 of his albums reaching the charts in the UK alone.[2][2] His composition "Happy Heart" became an international success in interpretations by Andy Williams and Petula Clark.
Last is reported to have sold an estimated 200 million albums worldwide in his lifetime[3][4] (figures vary widely, for example British Hit Singles & Albums (2006) reports 100 million at that time[5]), of which 80 million were sold by 1973[6]- and won numerous awards including 200 gold and 14 platinum discs in Germany, the International MIDEM Prize atMIDEM in 1969,[7] and West Germany's highest civilian award, the Bundesverdienstkreuz (Order of Merit of theFederal Republic of Germany) in 1978.[8] His album This Is James Last remained a UK best-seller for 48 weeks, and his song "Games That Lovers Play" has been covered over a hundred times.[7] Last undertook his final tour months before his death at age 86, upon discovering in September 2014 that an illness (the exact illness was never disclosed[9]) had worsened. His final UK performance was his 90th at London's Royal Albert Hall,[2] more than any other performer except Eric Clapton.[1]
Last's trademark sound employed big band arrangements of well-known tunes with a jaunty dance beat, often heavy on bass and brass.[10] Despite at times being derided by critics and purists as the "king of elevator music[1] or "acoustic porridge",[4] his style and music was popular in numerous countries and cultures, including Japan, the former Soviet Union, the USA and UK, and his native Germany,[11] where it became "the archetypal soundtrack of any German cellar bar party",[6] and made him the "most commercially successful bandleader" of the second half of the 20th century.[1]

Involuntary muscle contraction

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Professor Higgins at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscle Contraction' to the first year medical students.

 
This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to lighten up the mood.

 
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, 'Do you know what your arsehole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'


She replied, 'Probably golfing with his mates.’

 




It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.