Nursery rhymes

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Mary Had A Little Pig, 

She Kept It Fat And Plastered; 

And When The Price Of Pork Went Up, 

She Shot The Little Bastard. 

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Mary Had A Little Lamb. 

Her Father Shot It Dead. 

Now It Goes To School With Her, 

Between Two Hunks Of Bread. 

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Jack And Jill Went Up The Hill 

To Have A Little Fun. 

Stupid Jill Forgot The Pill 

And Now They Have A son. 

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Simple Simon Met A Pieman Going To The Fair. 

Said Simple Simon To The Pieman, 

'What Have You Got There?' 

Said The Pieman Unto Simon, 

'Pies, You Dumb Ass' !! 

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Humpty Dumpty Sat On A Wall, 

Humpty Dumpty Had A Great Fall. 

All The Kings' Horses, 

And All The Kings' Men. 

Had Scrambled Eggs, 

For Breakfast Again.. 

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Hey Diddle, Diddle, The Cat Took A Piddle, 

All Over The Bedside Clock. 

The Little Dog Laughed To See Such Fun. 

Then Died Of Electric Shock. 

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Georgie Porgy Pudding And Pie,

Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry. 

And When The Boys Came Out To Play, 

He Kissed Them Too 'Cause He Was Gay. 

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There Was A Little Girl Who Had A Little Curl 

Right In The Middle Of Her Forehead. 

When She Was Good, She Was Very, Very Good. 

But When She Was Bad......... 

She Got A Fur Coat, Jewels, A Waterfront Condo, And A Sports Car. 

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You Have To Be Old Enough To Appreciate These.

If You Don't Understand Them,

It Is Because You Are Too Young

PS 

Jack & Jill went up the hill,

To fetch a pal of water,

Jill forgot to take the pill,

And now they have a daughter.