Saturday, August 2, 2014

Indian Skeletons...in the royal cupboard

Decades ago-well before the gene era, some wise man mathematically calculated that  each human will disperse   at least one of his  genes to all humans living in the world  in 500 years.

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The Duke of Cambridge, heir to the throne, is an Anglo-Indian
By Hannah Strange, The Telegraph.

Prince William with Kate in January this year. Photo: PA

A geneticist at Edinburgh University has confirmed that DNA tests from members of his family have proved he has an Indian descent on his mother’s side.
Six generations before him, Eliza Kewark, had a relationship with one of his mother Princess Dianas ancestors, Thoedore Forbes, and bore him several children, including a daughter, Katherine, in 1812.
Ms Kewark has, until now, always been thought to have been an Armenian living in India, where she met Theodore Forbes, a Scottish noble working for the East India Company which then ruled much of India.
But DNA testing on saliva samples from Williams relatives by Jim Wilson, a geneticist at the University of Edinburgh, and the company Britains DNA have established beyond doubt that she was in fact an Indian.


The clinching evidence is a rare type of DNA, R30b, found so far in only 14 others, all Indian except for one person, from neighbouring Nepal.


Their discovery makes William one of the worlds dwindling number of Anglo-Indians, who are now thought to number less than 350,000.
Anglo-Indians were discriminated against by the British during the Raj because of racism and many were consigned to work on Indias railways where they continued to work after independence. Their number include the singer Engelburt Humperdink, the actor Ben Kingsley, and, according to some, Sir Cliff Richard.


Many were the result of secret affairs between tea planters and Indian pickers on their estates or relationships between British soldiers and local girls. Because of this they were also discriminated against by many Indians. Their women were referred to in derogatory terms as Chutney Marys.
Now, according to the findings of Britains DNA, this marginalised community which has lived in the overlap between British and Indian society now has a new royal patron.
According to the researchers, Eliza Kewarks daughter Katherine returned to Scotland where she exchanged letters with her mother back in India in Gujarati, and later married a James Crombie in Aberdeen. Their great-grand-daughter married Maurice Burke Roche, the fourth Baron Fermoy, which took her Anglo-Indian into the aristocracy and eventually, through their granddaughter the Princess of Wales, into the DNA of Britains future king.


Leading Indian commentator Swapan Dasgupta said the discovery of Indian DNA in the prince had righted an historical wrong. Most of Indias invaders and occupiers, including the Aryans and the Mughals, had eventually become Indian, except the British.

They came as foreigners but got absorbed. Im happy the Indian strain remains in the British monarchy. India may have been lost [to Britain], but an Indian remains, he said


Famous oldies.


Another 'music library' of oldies but goodies. Just click the middle of the LP you want to hear, turn up the sound and bob's your uncle!


Music from the 1950s to the 1990s -- enjoy!



JEWISH MARRYING GAME

Forwarded by Chella Pathmanathan.
A good Hassidic family is most concerned that their 30-year-old son is unmarried.
So, they call a marriage broker and ask him to find their son a good wife.


They give him a long shopping list of requirements.

The marriage broker takes a long time looking.

He  tells them of a wonderful girl. He says she's just the right age for the son.

The girl  keeps a Glatt Kosher home, regularly attends synagogue, knows the prayers by heart,

and she’s a wonderful cook.

She loves children and wants a large family.

And, to crown it all off, she's gorgeous.

The family is very impressed and begins to get excited about the prospects.



But the son pauses and asks inappropriately: 'Is she also good in bed?'


The marriage broker answers, 'Some say yes, some say no...!'

POPE FRANCIS HAS A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR


> The Pope has a good sense of humor.  Enjoy the you
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Friday, August 1, 2014

£330 facial... for your bottom.


Kelly Brook and Lady Gaga have spearheaded the trend for 'belfies' - self-portraits of one's posterior, posted on social media.
Read the full story:
31 July 2014

Ways of 'Senior citizens'.


A  little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up three cans and took them to the checkout counter.

The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat.
A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat."

The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to the store.

They sold her the cat food.

The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food.
 Again, the cashier said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you dog food without proof that you have a dog.
A lot of old people buy dog food to eat, but the management wants proof that you are buying the dog food for your dog."

So she went home and brought in her dog. She then was able to buy the dog food.

The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid.


The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. 
The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there."

The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her.

So the cashier put her finger into the box and quickly pulled it out.

She said to the little old lady, "That smells like  shit !

The little old lady said, "It is.


I want to buy three rolls of toilet paper."

Testing sex toys.