Forwarded by Chella Pathmanathan.
A good Hassidic family
is most concerned that their 30-year-old son is unmarried.
So,
they call a marriage broker and ask him to find their son a good wife.
They
give him a long shopping list of requirements.
The
marriage broker takes a long time looking.
He
tells them of a wonderful girl. He says she's just the right
age for the son.
The
girl keeps a Glatt Kosher home, regularly attends synagogue, knows the prayers
by heart,
and
she’s a wonderful cook.
She
loves children and wants a large family.
And,
to crown it all off, she's gorgeous.
The family is very
impressed and begins to get excited about the prospects.
But
the son pauses and asks inappropriately: 'Is she also good in bed?'
The
marriage broker answers, 'Some say yes, some say no...!'
