JEWISH MARRYING GAME

Forwarded by Chella Pathmanathan.

A good Hassidic family is most concerned that their 30-year-old son is unmarried.

So, they call a marriage broker and ask him to find their son a good wife.

They give him a long shopping list of requirements.

The marriage broker takes a long time looking.

He  tells them of a wonderful girl. He says she's just the right age for the son.

The girl  keeps a Glatt Kosher home, regularly attends synagogue, knows the prayers by heart,

and she’s a wonderful cook.

She loves children and wants a large family.

And, to crown it all off, she's gorgeous.

The family is very impressed and begins to get excited about the prospects.

But the son pauses and asks inappropriately: 'Is she also good in bed?'

The marriage broker answers, 'Some say yes, some say no...!'

POPE FRANCIS HAS A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR

> The Pope has a good sense of humor.  Enjoy the you
> tube below!
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> http://www.youtube.com/embed/VIPTdtEvr40?rel=0

£330 facial... for your bottom.

Kelly Brook and Lady Gaga have spearheaded the trend for 'belfies' - self-portraits of one's posterior, posted on social media.

Read the full story:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2711180/330-facial-bottom-Massage-cleansers-lasers-blueberry-skin-mask-Its-strangest-beauty-treatment-yet.html

31 July 2014

Ways of 'Senior citizens'.

A  little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up three cans and took them to the checkout counter.

The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat.

A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat."

The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to the store.

They sold her the cat food.

The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food.

 Again, the cashier said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you dog food without proof that you have a dog.

A lot of old people buy dog food to eat, but the management wants proof that you are buying the dog food for your dog."

So she went home and brought in her dog. She then was able to buy the dog food.

The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid.

The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. 
The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there."

The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her.

So the cashier put her finger into the box and quickly pulled it out.

She said to the little old lady, "That smells like  shit !

The little old lady said, "It is.

I want to buy three rolls of toilet paper."

Testing sex toys.

 is an orgiastic experience. Click on the link below:-

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2711694/Woman-works-professional-sex-toy-tester-15-orgasms-work-week.html#i-ecdd3a8a57f05221

Very special occasion- at Neelams Ruby Wedding.

Charith Nanayakkara	12:08 AM (5 hours ago)

Thanks to Neelam, who invited few of his batch mates for his Ruby Wedding Celebrations in UK , Ragupathy had the presence of mind to capture this group on that special Event.

From L to R;

Ragupathy, Sandrasagara, Selva, Nana, Lawrence, Neelam and Victor Gnanadurai .

Charith Sena  Nanayakkara

PS

On behalf of all your batch mates of the 1960 entrants Batch, The Colombo Medical Faculty.
Click on the link below to hear this perennial favourite:-

http://youtu.be/mv9PSkNkUfs

Dean Martin - Memories are made of this
***LYRICS***
Sweet, sweet memories you gave-a me
you can't beat the memeories you gave-a me

Take one fresh and tender kiss
Add one stolen night of bliss
One girl, one boy
Some grief, some joy
Memories are made of this

Don't forget a small moonbeam
Fold in lightly with a dream
Your lips and mine
Two sips of wine
Memories are made of this

Then add the wedding bells
One house where lovers dwell
Three little kids for flavour
Stir carefully through the days
See how the flavour stays
These are the dreams you will savour

With His blessings from above
Serve it generously with love
One man, one wife
One love through life
Memories are made of this
Memories are made of this

Sri Lanka the mystic island.

Sit back and Christopher Ondaatje will take you round Sri Lanka, the present
and the past  for 50 minutes with nary  a moment of distraction. You will
wish for more.
It takes the  'back home' Christopher Ondaatje from Canada to capture in 50
minutes, what most of us haven't in a life time.

I do know he has been at it from the 1980s travelling, researching, helping
the Yala sanctuary, writing books more entertainingly than his brother
Michael!
Thank You Chris.
jksw 


"Sir, Wonderfully done. I sat through the whole 50 min. which I have not
done on any Youtube documentry on Sri Lanka. Hope you visit Sri Lanka again
and make another 2 hr or 3 hr long documentry. Next time visit Uva, North
and East. Respect and Salute from another Torontonian."

MUST WATCH RIGHT TO THE END

By Christopher Ondaatje

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyMfvD2FUrs&%3bfeature=player_embedded