Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Hande Mita Wage (Baila).

Desmond De Silva’s swingy baila song. Very enjoyable.
jksw



On Marriage & Thereafter.




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1. How BEDROOM smells

After MARRIAGE:
 

1st 3 yrs---perfumes, Flowers, Chocolate, Fruits..

After 3 yrs---Baby powder, Johnsons Cream and Lotions, Baby oils..

After 15 yrs---Zandu Balm, Vicks, Iodex, Relispray..

After 40 yrs---Agarbatti...



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2. Four stages of marriage:

Mad for each other,
Made for each other,
Mad at each other

Mad because of each other
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3.What's Marriage?

Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses
And Makes The Person NON Sense..!
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4. Definition Of Happy Couple -

HE Does What SHE Wants.
SHE Does What SHE Wants.
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5. Wife to Husband:

Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband replies:

Exactly darling! It's a computer, not a Husband..!!
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6. 'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes,
 

Can Lengthen Your Life."-
 

Shakespear

"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes,
 

Can Shorten Ur Life."-
 

Shakespear's Wife
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7.Wife to Husband

Agar meri shaadi kisi " Raakshas" se bhi ho jaati taw

mai itni Pareshaan nahi hoti jitni tumare saath hun.

Awesome reply:

Husband :

Are pagli, Blood Relation may shaadiyan kahaan hoti hain.. !!!

 

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Valentine's Pranks for the Broken Hearted

Still single before Valentine's Day? At least you don't have to suffer the pain of a broken heart. Take sweet joy in watching these broken hearted souls cry their eyes out (or take joy in how our pranks are funny!).

Click here to watch this video


Monday, July 28, 2014

Testicular cancer.

Man's 'phantom pregnancy pains' are symptoms of testicular cancer
Whenever Bethann Meakin, from Stoke-on-Trent, complained of cravings of nausea, her partner Adrian Tinsley, 32 would do the same.
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29 July 2014

PS
In the 1960s as medical students in the Medical Faculty in Colombo, Ceylon it was drilled into us that an examination of a patient presenting with an abdominal lump was never complete till an examination of the external genitals was done. An undescended testis leading to an intra-abdominal malignancy and a tumour in either testis was thus never  missed at a clinical examination.
PGV

Right to die at home


Former health minister Lord Warner argued that allowing people to spend their final days where they live would help them have ‘as good and dignified a death as possible’.
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29 July 2014

The hormone gel that can banish depression in women


'My best friend Chloe tried to kill herself twice. Another suicide attempt and two admissions to the Priory later, she is fine,' writes HARRIET SERGEANT.
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29 July 2014

Comment by Bernie:-

Be very careful such claims via myths , cults , man created gods and sages, with miracles etc
Have fooled humans in the past. Depression cannot be cured by a cream all pied or any other older claims.
First eliminate placebo effect
Then false claims ,by any man created myths.
Spells portions chants south sayings , mantras? 
Japa, tho bil, offerings , cash for gods and spirits who can supposedly create anything but must have cash gold jewellery and food from humans ( even blood thirsty gods and devils
Need human cash collected for dysfunctional gods and hoarded by religious and cult promoters.
Some holy guys even say sex with then , invokes gods or heavens , to grant more blessings and many fall for this too,

But before applying a cream and pray for cure
Remember depression has no cure
It can and will recur
It kills
BPD poorly treated( like creams, other cult based tricks ) assures 15% death rate
And in a galaxy of billions of suns,
We have no identifiable hell or heaven or swarga or any such thing
Many hope we can be reborn , but evidence is inconclusive( except blind faith that blinds reason, logic and science)

Read on mythology of past 3000/4000 yrs 
It's replete with display of human stupidity
While we developed our intellect.
Human do a lot for themselves and others
But still pay till tax or poll tax to invisible , mythical  beings, that never manifested, unless one is inebriated or psychotic,
Though many claims are made, and believed with no basis.

But such is life
Even creams, fire, torture, human sacrifice, killings, mass murder, via wars
Is always justified by many, jihad is justified by many cults and faiths, and the list of contradictions, violations of human rights and denial of facts, creates a living for many, they communicate with mythical spirits demons gods devils Avathars spirits etc
Take money and pockets them in the name of gods and heavens.

The list of violations of human intellect by cults and via cult related creations 
Are many
Maybe one day humans will totally emancipate!

Drbdes

Berny

Sunday, July 27, 2014

Couples shunning traditional wedding gifts in favour of cold hard CASH.


Financial contributions are considered useful because most brides and grooms don't need 'start up' presents. Many write poems in invitations asking for money.
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28 July 2014

PS
In the 1940/50s in the Northern Province of Sri Lanka, presenting gold coins 1/4 or 1/2 Sovereigns to newly married couples was standard practice. Giving cash in sealed envelopes with the name of the donor is standard practice in Sri Lanka nowadays.
PGV

Drug mule sparks emergency landing as cocaine pellet burst in stomach.


Colmin Smith, 48, was travelling on a Virgin Atlantic flight from Antigua to London Gatwick when he fell ill after ingesting what later was discovered to be 239.39 grams of cocaine, worth £40,000 at street value.
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28 July 2014