Babiachchige bicycle

email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai.

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The Land that made me ME

Email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai

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What is Politics?

Email from jks weerasekera

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes

from the poor and campaign funds from the rich,

by promising to protect each from the other.

~Oscar Am ringer, "the Mark Twain of American Socialism."

I offered my opponents a deal:

"if they stop telling lies about me,

I will stop telling the truth about them".

~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952..

A politician is a fellow who will lay down

your life for his country.

~Texas Guinan. 19th century American businessman

I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious

a matter to be left to the politicians.

~Charles de Gaulle, French general & politician

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city,

it might be better to change the locks.

~Doug Larson (English middle-distance runner who won gold medals at the 1924 Olympic Games in Paris, 1902-1981)

We hang petty thieves and appoint the bigger thieves to public office.
~Aesop, Greek slave & fable author 

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
~Plato, ancient Greek Philosopher

Politicians are the same all over.

They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
~Nikita Khrushchev, Russian Soviet politician

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become PM;

I'm beginning to believe it.

~Quoted in 'Clarence Darrow for the Defense' by Irving Stone.

Politicians are people who,

when they see light at the end of the tunnel, 
go out and buy some more tunnel.
~John Quinton, American actor/writer

What happens if a politician drowns in a river?

That is pollution.

What happens if all of them drown?

That is a solution .....!!!

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MAY GOD BLESS YOU

Childhood toys, Kandy, Sri Lanka.

Photo of children in a village around the hills of  Kandy enjoying the
ride on the arecanut leaf. 
Note the dog and serenity.
Stuck for lunch, we were hosted far an impromptu rotti meal by these people
who did not know us at all previously. 
The song goes ' mata denna mage punchi kaale' Give me my childhood.
jksw

Went Fishing, Caught 4 Deer

email sent by Gallege De Silva

Good story.
Pictures were in a format that I could not put on the blog. Sorry about that.

What a wonderful story, hope you all enjoy it................ Went Fishing, Caught 4 Deer A once in the history of mankind kind of thing. The Best Day Of Fishing Ever! Some fishing stories are a little  hard to believe but this guy has pictures to prove his story... I've heard of salmon jumping into boats, but never anything quite like this... Tom Satre told the Sitka Gazette that he was out with a charter group on his 62-foot fishing vessel when four juvenile black-tailed deer swam directly toward his boat.            "Once the deer reached the boat, the four began to circle the boat, looking directly at us            We could tell right away that the young bucks were distressed. I opened up my back gate and we helped the typically skittish and absolutely wild animals onto the boat. In all my years fishing, I've never seen anything quite like it! Once on board, they collapsed with exhaustion, shivering." "This is a picture I took of the rescued bucks on the back of my boat, the Alaska Quest.   We headed for Taku Harbour.  Once we reached the dock, the first buck that we had pulled from the water hopped onto the dock, looked back as if to say 'thank you' and disappeared into the forest. After a bit of prodding and assistance, two more followed, but the smallest deer needed a little more help.                       This is me carrying the little guy. My daughter, Anna, and son, Tim, helped the last buck to its feet. We didn't know how long they had been in the icy waters or if there had been others who did not survive. My daughter later told me that the experience was something that she would never forget, and I suspect the deer felt the same way as well!" ................. I told you! Awesome! "Kindness is the language the blind can see and the deaf can hear." - Mark Twain

The value of a Catholic education.

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Little Doris was not the best student in Catholic School.  Usually she slept through her classes.  

One day her teacher, a nun, called on her while she was sleeping.  'Tell me Doris, who created the universe?'  When Doris didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.  'God Almighty!' shouted Doris. 

The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class.   A little later the Nun asked Doris, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'  But Doris didn't stir from her slumber.  Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.  'Jesus Christ!' shouted Doris. And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Doris fell back asleep.  

The nun later asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'  Again, Johnny came to the rescue.  This time Doris jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'  

The nun fainted!

Exotic Orchid Flower called Hanging Naked Men!

Exotic Orchid Flower called Hanging Naked Men!
Date: Mon, 12 May 2014 21:16:38 +1030

*Nature has a great sense of humour..!*

 This Exotic Orchid is called Hanging Naked Men...........

It is called Orchis Italica, or The Naked Man Orchid. So funny.

They come in all sorts of shapes and, umm... sizes.