Friday, February 28, 2014

Shakti - music band

email from Lesley Sirimanne.

One of the greatest bands of all time in any genre of music. The violinist Lal Shankar is Lankan born.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGW4nrsZJ3o
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Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery ...

email from jks weerasekara.
          Doc, that is not the appendix, it is my little finger.
  • "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."
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  • "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"
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  • "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"
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  • "Hand me that ... Uh ... That uh..... Thingie"
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  • "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"

"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys.. And this guy's got two of 'em."
  • "Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!"
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  • "That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!"
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  • "Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us."
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  • "What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change..."
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  • "Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?"
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  • "Oh no! Page 47 of the manual is missing!"

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

D.B.S. Jeyaraj’s Journey Home

Journalist in Exile Visits Sri Lanka for the First Time in 25 Years. 

Click on link below:-

Global food shortage survey.

Telephone survey ............... GIVES YOU A GLOBAL IDEA OF THE PROBLEMS



email from Sunil Liyanage
 Last month, a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was:

"Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the

food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a complete failure because:

In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.

In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.

In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.

In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.

In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

And in Britain everyone hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.