Email from Lesley Sirimanne
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This blog is about the entrants in the year 1960, to the Faculty of Medicine, University of Ceylon, Colombo. The email address for communications is, 1960batch@gmail.com. Please BOOKMARK this page for easier access later.Photo is the entrance porch of the old General Hospital, Colombo, still in existence. Please use the search box below to look for your requirement.
Saturday, February 15, 2014
Friday, February 14, 2014
Gates of Heaven.
Michael, Andre and Banta [ the Sardarji ] are standing
at the Gates of Heaven, being interviewed by St. Peter.
"Ok Michael, how many times did you cheat on your wife?”
“Let me be honest, St Peter. I've been seeing at least two or three different women a year all my married life”.
"Ok, your car in heaven is that Hyundai 20 there. Goodbye."
St. Peter turns to Andre, "How many times did you cheat on your wife?"
Andre replies, "In fifteen years of marriage, I did cheat on my wife twice."
St. Peter says, "OK, your car in heaven is that Honda Civic. Here are the keys."
Now it is Sardarji Banta’s turn, "And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
Banta lifts his head high, "I am proud to say that in twenty years of marriage, I never cheated.
"Ok Michael, how many times did you cheat on your wife?”
“Let me be honest, St Peter. I've been seeing at least two or three different women a year all my married life”.
"Ok, your car in heaven is that Hyundai 20 there. Goodbye."
St. Peter turns to Andre, "How many times did you cheat on your wife?"
Andre replies, "In fifteen years of marriage, I did cheat on my wife twice."
St. Peter says, "OK, your car in heaven is that Honda Civic. Here are the keys."
Now it is Sardarji Banta’s turn, "And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
Banta lifts his head high, "I am proud to say that in twenty years of marriage, I never cheated.
In fact, my beloved
has been dead for two years and I remained celibate the whole
time!"
St Peter replies, "Very impressive...! Your car in heaven is that BMW Z4-M Roadster convertible!”
St Peter replies, "Very impressive...! Your car in heaven is that BMW Z4-M Roadster convertible!”
Michael and Andre are in the heavenly park
waiting for their friend.
Banta arrives in his BMW but is crying.
Michael asks, “Arrre! What's the matter with you? We should be crying. We're stuck with these cheaper models and you got an expensive BMW!"
Between sobs Banta says,
Banta arrives in his BMW but is crying.
Michael asks, “Arrre! What's the matter with you? We should be crying. We're stuck with these cheaper models and you got an expensive BMW!"
Between sobs Banta says,
"I just saw my
wife.
And she was riding a bicycle" !!
Bicycles
email sent by JKSWeerasekara.
Bicycles don't get pregnant.
You can ride your Bicycle any time of the month.
Bicycles don't have parents.
Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
You can share your Bicycle with your friends.
Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you've ridden.
When riding, you and your Bicycle can arrive at the same time.
Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you have.
Bicycles don't care if you look at other Bicycles.
Bicycles don't care if you buy Bicycle magazines.
You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to own a new Bicycle" unless you go out to buy one yourself.
If your Bicycle goes flat you can fix it.
If your Bicycle is too loose you can tighten it.
If your Bicycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Bicycle.
If you say bad things to your Bicycle, you don't have to apologize before you ride it again.
You can ride your Bicycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
You can stop riding your Bicycle as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
Your parents won't remain in touch with your old bicycle after you dump it.
Bicycles don't get headaches.
Bicycles don't insult you if you're a bad rider.
Your Bicycle never wants a night out with the other Bicycles.
Bicycles don't care if you're late.
You don't have to take a shower before you ride your bicycle.
If your Bicycle doesn't look good you can paint it or get better parts.
You can ride your Bicycle the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
The only protection you have to wear when riding your Bicycle is a decent helmet.
When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your Bicycle.
You can ride your Bicycle any time of the month.
Bicycles don't have parents.
Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
You can share your Bicycle with your friends.
Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you've ridden.
When riding, you and your Bicycle can arrive at the same time.
Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you have.
Bicycles don't care if you look at other Bicycles.
Bicycles don't care if you buy Bicycle magazines.
You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to own a new Bicycle" unless you go out to buy one yourself.
If your Bicycle goes flat you can fix it.
If your Bicycle is too loose you can tighten it.
If your Bicycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Bicycle.
If you say bad things to your Bicycle, you don't have to apologize before you ride it again.
You can ride your Bicycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
You can stop riding your Bicycle as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
Your parents won't remain in touch with your old bicycle after you dump it.
Bicycles don't get headaches.
Bicycles don't insult you if you're a bad rider.
Your Bicycle never wants a night out with the other Bicycles.
Bicycles don't care if you're late.
You don't have to take a shower before you ride your bicycle.
If your Bicycle doesn't look good you can paint it or get better parts.
You can ride your Bicycle the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
The only protection you have to wear when riding your Bicycle is a decent helmet.
When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your Bicycle.
Thursday, February 13, 2014
Wednesday, February 12, 2014
Thought of the day / La pensée du jour
email from Lesley Sirimanne.
The Great Lao-Tseu said:
It is when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles
that you realize that there is some way to solve problems
otherwise than by violence ................ !!!!
The Conductor
email from Sunil Liyanage
I think you will enjoy this! Ctrl+Click on the Russian blue writing.
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