Gates of Heaven.

Michael, Andre and Banta [ the Sardarji ] are standing at the Gates of Heaven, being interviewed by St. Peter.


"Ok Michael, how many times did you cheat on your wife?” 


“Let me be honest, St  Peter. I've been seeing at least two or three different women a year all my married life”. 


"Ok, your car in heaven is that Hyundai 20 there. Goodbye."


St. Peter turns to Andre, "How many times did you cheat on your wife?" 


Andre replies, "In fifteen years of marriage, I did cheat on my wife twice." 


St. Peter says, "OK, your car in heaven is that Honda Civic. Here are the keys." 


Now it is Sardarji Banta’s  turn, "And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?" 


Banta lifts his head high, "I am proud to say that in twenty years of marriage, I never cheated.

In fact, my beloved has been dead for two years  and I remained celibate the whole time!" 


St Peter replies, "Very impressive...! Your car in heaven is that BMW Z4-M Roadster convertible!” 

Michael and Andre are in the heavenly  park waiting for their friend. 


Banta arrives in his BMW but is crying. 


Michael asks, “Arrre! What's the matter with you? We should be crying. We're stuck with these cheaper models and you got an expensive BMW!" 


Between sobs Banta says,

"I just saw my wife.

  

And she was riding a bicycle" !!