email from Lawrence Ratnam

Lawrenceratnamnam

Subject: Should children witness childbirth?

This is well worth a read

Should children witness childbirth? A very good question indeed. Here's your answer. Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could See while he helped deliver the baby... Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed And pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.  The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.. Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place.....smack his ass again!'  If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you.

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Close encounters 2 - Silverback Gorilla - email from Lawrence Ratnam.

What an experience!

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LawrenceRatnam@aol.com	15:18 (2 hours ago)
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A tourist camp in Africa -- You can tell that the guy was stunned by his experience.
This is a great video of the Silverback Gorilla and family coming into camp for a visit. Quite an unusual experience.


Not sure we could have stayed that calm.



Click here: Wild Gorilla Encounter <http://www.youtube.com/v/1eXS0o6r-Wk%26rel%3d0%26hl%3den_US%26feature%3dplayer_embedded%26version%3d3> 

Close encounter video - email from Gallege De Silva

Fwd: scary African kitty, AWESOME!.

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Gallege De Silva	16:29 (49 minutes ago)

Subject: Fwd: scary African kitty, AWESOME!.

 

 

scary African kitty, AWESOME!.

  

Wishing everyone a great week!!

 

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Subject: FW: scary African kitty, AWESOME!.

 

 

 

IMAGINE THE SHOTS THESE PEOPLE GOT!!!!!!!

(put this on full screen)                      Talk about a close encounter !!!!! What would you do in this situation? Turn on the sound.  Watch the cars pile up in the back.  Amazing! http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid621950116001?bckey=AQ%7E%7E%2cAAAAAGfncP4%7E%2cGEGqcvZXqq-10O9kiblOp3u1Y4HDxYAG&bctid=1845844183001#.UJxwV3YFAlE                                                      ***********************************************************************************

Thuppahi - a newsletter from Sri Lanka.

A nice publication - news letter - to view regularly.
Web-Link:-

http://thuppahi.wordpress.com/

Grace Kelly - Princess of Monaco, email sent by Piytusha Atapattu.

Grace Kelly was an actress at the top of her career in the 1950s when she was swept off her feet by the Prince of Monaco. She found her home in the fabulous Monaco. This video recalls part of her life.

Grace_and_her_Monaco-NL.pps 5473K      Download

View the Powerpoint presentation by clicking on web-link below:-

https://docs.google.com/viewer?a=v&pid=gmail&attid=0.1&thid=13cd0f4fb4b6adf2&mt=application/vnd.ms-powerpoint&url=https://mail.google.com/mail/ca/u/0/?ui%3D2%26ik%3Df9f9290c98%26view%3Datt%26th%3D13cd0f4fb4b6adf2%26attid%3D0.1%26disp%3Dsafe%26realattid%3Daf227ee358d2170d_0.1%26zw&sig=AHIEtbQOfWBULsFjvok6KeImCnUKnwmJBA

Security scans at Newark Airport - email from jksw

FULL BODY SCANS AT THE  NEWARK AIRPORT:

The T.S.A. disclosed the Airport Screening Results

October 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

Terrorists Discovered - 0

Transvestites - 133

Hernias - 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases - 3,172

Enlarged Prostates - 8,249

Breast Implants - 59,350

Natural Blondes - 3


Thought you'd like to know.

Meeting God - email by Susiri Weerasekara

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God
she asked "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and  have a
face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.

She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her
teeth!  Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.  While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

(Wait for it...)

God replied: "I didn't recognize you."