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Mary Had A Little Pig,
She Kept It Fat And Plastered;
And When The Price Of Pork Went Up,
She Shot The Little Bastard.
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Mary Had A Little Lamb.
Her Father Shot It Dead.
Now It Goes To School With Her,
Between Two Hunks Of Bread.
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Jack And Jill Went Up The Hill
To Have A Little Fun.
Stupid Jill Forgot The Pill
And Now They Have A son.
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Simple Simon Met A Pieman Going To The Fair.
Said Simple Simon To The Pieman,
'What Have You Got There?'
Said The Pieman Unto Simon,
'Pies, You Dumb Ass' !!
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Humpty Dumpty Sat On A Wall,
Humpty Dumpty Had A Great Fall.
All The Kings' Horses,
And All The Kings' Men.
Had Scrambled Eggs,
For Breakfast Again..
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Hey Diddle, Diddle, The Cat Took A Piddle,
All Over The Bedside Clock.
The Little Dog Laughed To See Such Fun.
Then Died Of Electric Shock.
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Georgie Porgy Pudding And Pie,
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry.
And When The Boys Came Out To Play,
He Kissed Them Too 'Cause He Was Gay.
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There Was A Little Girl Who Had A Little Curl
Right In The Middle Of Her Forehead.
When She Was Good, She Was Very, Very Good.
But When She Was Bad.........
She Got A Fur Coat, Jewels, A Waterfront Condo,
And A Sports Car.
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You Have To Be Old Enough To Appreciate
These.
If You Don't Understand Them,
It
Is Because You Are Too YoungPS
Jack & Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pal of water,
Jill forgot to take the pill,
And now they have a daughter.
