Showing posts with label limerics. Show all posts
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Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Limerics from jksw


Adult Limericks,


There was a young girl of Cape Cod
Who thought babies were fashioned by God,
But 'twas not the Almighty
Who hiked up her nightie -
'Twas Roger, the lodger, by God!
*****




There was a young maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass;
Not rounded and pink,
As you probably think -
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.
*****





There was a young sailor named Bates
Who danced the fandango on skates.
But a fall on his cutlass
Has rendered him nut less,
And practically useless on dates.
*****





A mathematician named Hall
Has a hexahedronical ball,
And the cube of its weight
Times his pecker, plus eight,
Is his phone number - give him a call.
*****




There was a young girl named Ann Heuser
Who swore that no man could surprise her.
But Pabst took a chance,
Found a Schlitz in her pants,
And now she is sadder Budweiser.
*****

 
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