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Monday, December 31, 2012

email from Viji and Brahman

- Forwarded message ----------
From: Dr. Brahman Sivaprakasapillai <brahman_siva@yahoo.com>
Date: Tue, Jan 1, 2013 at 10:51 AM
Subject: Happy New Year
To: PG Veerasingham <philipv203@gmail.com>



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    Wishing you Happy Holidays and a very Healthy, Happy and Rewarding 2013


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    Neel, Viji and Brahman

    Sunday, December 23, 2012

    email from Gallege De Silva

    A CHRISTMAS STORY, email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai.



    A TIME TO SHOW KINDNESS AND GOODWILL

    He was tired and aching and on his way home from a long day at work, so he
    almost didn't see the old lady stranded on the side of the road, but even in the dim light of day he could see she needed help.  So he pulled up in front of her Mercedes and got out.  His old Pontiac was still sputtering as he approached her.
    Even with the smile on his face, she was worried. No one had stopped to help for the last hour or so. Was he going to hurt her? He didn't look safe; he looked poor and hungry. He could see that she was frightened, standing out there in the cold. He knew how she felt. It was that chill which only fear can put in you.
     He said, "I'm here to help you, ma'am. Why don't you wait in the car where it's warm? By the way, my name is Bryan Anderson."
    Well, all she had was a flat tire, but for an old lady, that was bad enough. Bryan crawled under the car looking for a place to put the jack, skinning his knuckles a time or two. Soon he was able to change the tire. As he was tightening up the lug nuts, she rolled down the window and began to talk to him. She told him that she was from St. Louis and was only just passing through. She couldn't thank him enough for coming to her aid.
    Bryan just smiled as he closed her trunk. The lady asked how much she owed him. Any amount would have been all right with her. She already imagined all the awful things that could have happened had he not stopped. Bryan never thought twice about being paid. This was not a job to him. This was helping someone in need, and God knows there were plenty, who had given him a hand in the past. He had lived his whole life that way, and it never occurred to him to act any other way.
    He told her that if she really wanted to pay him back, the next time she saw someone who needed help, she could give that person the assistance they needed, and Bryan added, "Pass it on."
    He waited until she started her car and drove off. It had been a cold and depressing day, but he felt good as he headed for home, disappearing into the twilight.
    A few miles down the road the lady saw a small cafe. She went in to grab a bite to eat, and take the chill off before she made the last leg of her trip home. It was a dingy looking restaurant. Outside were two old gas pumps. The whole scene was unfamiliar to her. The waitress came over and brought a clean towel to wipe her wet hair. She had a sweet smile, one that even being on her feet for the whole day couldn't erase. The lady noticed the waitress was nearly eight months pregnant, but she never let the strain and aches change her attitude. The old lady wondered how someone who had so little could be so giving to a stranger. Then she remembered Bryan ..
    After the lady finished her meal, she paid with a hundred dollar bill. The waitress quickly went to get change for her hundred dollar bill, but the old lady had slipped right out the door. She was gone by the time the waitress came back. The waitress wondered where the lady could be. Then she noticed something written on the napkin.
    There were tears in her eyes when she read what the lady wrote: "This isn't a tip, it's a gift.  You don't owe me anything. Somebody once helped me out and if you feel you want to pay me back, don't let this chain of love remain with you, pass it on."
    Under the napkin were four more $100 bills. Well, there were tables to clear, sugar bowls to fill, and people to serve, but the waitress made it to closing time.
    That night when she got home from work and climbed into bed, she was thinking about the money and what the lady had written. How could the lady have known how much she and her husband needed it?  With the baby due next month, it was going to be hard....
    She knew how worried her husband was, and as he lay sleeping next to her, she gave him a gentle kiss and whispered soft and low, "Everything's going to be all right. I love you, Bryan Anderson."



    There is an old saying "What goes around comes around." Today I sent you this story, and I am asking you to pass it on. Let this light keep shining.


    email from Sivarajah


    Sivarajah, Dr. N - WRO SRL
    23:29 (5 hours ago)

    Hello Raja

    Nice to hear and read your jokes - which I read in bits and pieces

    Can I have a copy? Please send acopy to the address below

    Meanwhile, What are you doing now? Still cracking jokes? or working some where? keep yourself occupied you will never grow old. Laughter is the best medicine

     Dr. N Sivarajah
    Consultant / Coordinator, Jaffna Field Unit
    WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION
    123, Temple Road, Nallur Jaffna
    Tel/ Fax : 021 222 6067
    Mobile: 0777562715
    Website: www.whosrilanka.org


    Trouble, is only opportunity in work clothes" - Henry Kaiser
    Have a good day!

    Wednesday, December 19, 2012

    Prof. Derek Frewin - email from Sunil Liyanage

    Prof Derek Frewin AO
    Inbox
    x

    Sunil Liyanage
    15 Dec (5 days ago)

    to me
    Dear Philip
    It has only just come to my attention that Derek has been appointed AO, Officer of the Australian Order.  This is an honour conferred by the Queen of Australia (QE II).  There is only one honour higher than this – the AC i.e. Commander
    Regards,
    Sunil

    Monday, December 10, 2012

    email from 'Karals', Merry Christmas

    Fwd: Christmas
    Inbox
    x

    Lakshman Karalliedde
    8:50 PM (10 hours ago)


    Have a merry Christmas


    Dear Staff,
    Please be advised that all employees planning to dash through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way are required to undergo a risk Assessment addressing the safety of open sleighs for members of the public. This assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use only one horse for such a venture, particularly where there are multiple passengers. Please note that permission must also be obtained in writing from landowners before their fields may be entered. To avoid offending those not participating in celebrations, we request that laughter is moderate only and not loud enough to be considered a noise nuisance.
    Benches, stools and orthopedic chairs are now available for collection by any shepherds planning or required to watch their flocks at night. While provision has also been made for remote monitoring of flocks by CCTV cameras from a centrally heated shepherd observation hut, all facility users are reminded that an emergency response plan must be submitted to account for known risks to the flocks. The angel of the Lord is additionally reminded that — prior to shining his/her glory all around — s/he must confirm that all shepherds are wearing appropriate Personal Protective Equipment to account for the harmful effects of UVA, UVB and the overwhelming effects of Glory.
    Following last year’s well publicized case, everyone is advised that EEOC legislation prohibits any comment with regard to the redness of any part of Mr. R. Reindeer. Further to this, exclusion of Mr. R Reindeer from reindeer games will be considered discriminatory and disciplinary action will be taken against those found guilty of this offense.
    While it is acknowledged that gift-bearing is commonly practiced in various parts of the world, particularly the Orient, everyone is reminded that the bearing of gifts is subject to Hospitality Guidelines and all gifts must be registered. This applies regardless of the individual, even royal personages. It is particularly noted that direct gifts of currency or gold are specifically precluded under provisions of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act.  Further, caution is advised regarding other common gifts, such as aromatic resins that may evoke allergic reactions.
    Finally, in the recent case of the infant found tucked up in a manger without any crib for a bed, Social Services have been advised and will be arriving shortly.
    Merry Christmas,
    Risk Management Department
     

    Friday, November 23, 2012

    email from Lawrence Ratnam

    When I was young, my intention was to go to medical school. The entrance exam included several questions that would determine eligibility. One of the questions was "Rearrange the letters "PSNEI"to spell out an
    important part of the human body that is more useful when it is erect."
    Those who spelled "SPINE" became Doctors. The rest ended up in Politics.

    Email from Chitra Gallege - Old Ceylon.

    Subject: FROM LORD VETERAN DUDLEY JAYASEKKERA - Fw: Life of Sri Lankans, more than 100 years ago on YouTube.
    Click on the web-link below with internet connection on:-

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pCtjnhxXfw

    Thursday, November 22, 2012

    Finished and Complete - Meaning of the words, email from Kamalini Kanapathippilla




    Finished and Complete: No English dictionary has been able to explain adequately the difference between the two words.


    In a recently held linguistic competition held in London, England attended by the best in the world, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese man from Bachelors Adventure, was the clear winner with a standing ovation lasting over 5 minutes.

    Here is his answer which made him receive an invitation to dine with the Queen who decided to call him after the contest. He won a trip to travel the world in style and a case of 25 year old Eldorado rum for his answer.

    His final question was this.... How to explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand. Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED .

    Here is his astute answer ....
    When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. And when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED.
    And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!

    Wednesday, November 21, 2012

    Saturday, November 3, 2012

    Email from Buddy Reid - 8 seater





     
    Subject: 8-Seater .


    *8-SEATER *
    *Fresh air ventilation system**.* 
    *One-wheel drive**.* 
    *Economical 250 cc motor.*

    Low capital, low maintenance.
    *A bit tricky when cornering.*
    *Easy entry and exit!*  

              No need licence.
                                      No need road tax.

    No need insurance.
    No need co-driver.
    Ne need safety belt.
    No need air-con.
    No need wipers.
    No need sun-block.
    No need air bags.
    No need to be afraid.
                  Die only once.     https://secure.quebles.com/content/hotmail/emoticons/1511767.gif

    Friday, March 30, 2012

    Sunil Liyanage - email - Good laugh.

    MY LAST TRIP TO COSTCO


    Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog.

    I was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had an elephant? So because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.


    I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)


    Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's ass and a car hit me.


    I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was Laughing so hard. Costco won't let me shop there anymore.


    Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the World to think of crazy things to say.

    Forward this (especially) to all your retired friends...it will be their laugh for the day!

    Saturday, October 23, 2010

    email from Nana

    Dear Piyaseeli & Wedi & all the Organisers

    Many thanks for the very detailed minutes of the Organisers 'Post- Event' Meeting. I am delighted to note that some of the money left over would be sent to the Alumni Fund and Medical Student Scholarship Fund.This is wonderful news indeed.


    I would be grateful if you would kindly let us know the contact details of those in charge of the Student Scholarship Fund & Alumni Fund. I am fully aware of the existence of a 'Medical Students Financial Assistance Scheme' held at Colombo University and I have kept in touch with the chair person of this Fund.We have raised nearly 6 lakhs of rupees ( thanks to the collective donations made by our Group mostly from UK but well supported by some of our batch mates from USA & Australia). This will go for supporting 2 needy Colombo medical students for 5 years ( & recurring).


    Some of you may be aware of our efforts to establish a 'Colombo Medical College Alumni Association' following the 'Presentation ' made to the Dean & Senior Academic Staff in Colombo on the 1st of July. The presentation was made possible thanks to the valiant efforts by Nalini as our 'local rep' in Colombo. As far as we are aware, we have so far not been able to establish a Colombo Medical College Alumni Association but the present Dean Harsha Senevirathna is supporting us in our efforts & have assured me that he is working on it.

    We are also not aware of any existing Colombo Medical College Alumni Fund but this is also to be established. We are working on a consensus to determine the aims & objectives, with clear guidelines for its administrative accountability, transparency and agreed aims & objectives.

    If the Alumni Fund is already established, all the Alumni (not only our batch mates) could make their contributions for the welfare & betterment of the Colombo Medical Faculty, its Students & the Educational & other essential needs. We also do not have to proceed any further with our efforts.

    Your comments are gratefully appreciated.

    Nana


    When Jayalath sent us a detailed statement of accounts, I sent a response to Jayalath & the Organisers (via the Blog Master but unsure if you had seen it. (I will attach a copy of my response dated 6.10.10 for your perusal but you can delete it if you have already seen it


    (This is what I said on 6th October)
    Dear Jayalath
    Thanks for the detailed audited statements of accounts of the 2 ReUniuons held in 2005 & 2010.
    This is very professional & indicates that you have missed your vocation- a chartered accountant. I know you are a very wealthy medical mudalali but you can still change?
    The detailed statements provided confirms our strong belief -the extent of your combined efforts and valuable time put in by all the members of the organising committee to make the event a great success as it was.
    Getting the projected estimated costs to be so close to the actual final budget is to be greatly appreciated & deserve our congratulations.
    Few personal comments:
    1. As recently commented by me, the experienced organisers can organise the next Get Together in couple of years rather than wait for another 5 long uncertain years.
    2. Make it less expensive ( cost of Rs 350,000.00 approx is very expensive and I ma so grateful for all your combined efforts in raising the amount
    3. Decision to charge Rs 1000.00/head as registration fees was very wise ( otherwise you would have run it at a loss)
    4. I can see only Devi making an individual contribution of Rs 20,000.00 towards the costs. Well appreciated but why?
    Excellent work. Congratulations once again on a job well done.
    Nana
    C.S.Nanayakkara



    sena nanayakkara




    Dear Philip
    Pleasse forward the above document to the Blog
    Thanks
    Piyaseeli