Did you hear about the
three women golfing on the fourth green,
when suddenly a man
runs by wearing nothing but a bag over his head.
As he passes the first
woman, she looks down and says, "He's not my husband."
As he passes the
second woman, she looks down and says, "He's not my husband either."
He then passes the
third woman and she looks down and says, "He's not even a member of this
golf club."
