Surveillence.

email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai

This is ridiculously funny! a weird sense of humour!

> I was fed up with being burgled every other day in my neighbourhood. So, I tore out my alarm system & de-registered from our local Neighbourhood Watch.
> I've planted a Pakistani flag in each corner of my front garden and a large Black Flag of ISIL in its center.
> Now, the Yorkshire police, the National Security Bureau, Scotland Yard, MI-5, MI-6, the CIA and every other intelligence service in Europe are all watching my house 24x7x365.
> My children are followed to school every day and my wife when she goes shopping.  I'm followed to and from work every day.  So no one bothers me at all.
> I've never felt safer.
> All Thanks to Allah.