email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai.
[1] Regular naps
prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
[2] Having one child
makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
[3] I believe we
should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
[4] Don't feel bad. A lot
of people have no talent.
[5] Don't marry the
person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but
whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
[6] You can't buy love,
but you pay heavily for it.
[7] Bad officials are
elected by good citizens who do not vote.
[8] Laziness is nothing
more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
[9] My wife and I
always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
[10] Those who can't
laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
[11] Ladies first.
Pretty ladies sooner.
[12] You're getting old
when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
[13] Real friends are
the ones who survive transitions between address books.
[14] Saving is the best
thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
[15] They call our
language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!
[16] Man: Is there any
way to have a long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr:
No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
