Showing posts with label Lotty.. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lotty.. Show all posts

Friday, April 11, 2014

Resume - To hoom it mae cunsern

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: "J. K. S. Weerasekera" 

Lotty Resimay:
To hoom it Mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.
I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..
I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,
Pepole really seam to respond
To me well. Certain women and all the menn.
I no my spelling is not to good but if ND that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.
My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
Hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
Lotty
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.














Employer's response:
Dear Lotty ,
It's OK honey, we've got spell checker.
See you Monday.