How wonderful!
Bought vs Homemade (it just doesn't
get much cuter than this... note the expression in the picture)
Six year old Annie returns home from school and says that today
she had her first family planning lesson at school.
Her mother, very interested, asks: "Oh... How did it go"
"I nearly died of shame!" she answers. "Sam from
down the street says the stork brings babies. Sally next door said you can buy
babies at the orphanage. Pete in my class says you can buy babies at the
hospital."
Her mother answers laughingly, "But that's no reason to be
ashamed."
"No... but I can't tell them that we were so poor that you
and daddy had to make me yourselves!"
