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�Here is old age at its best:
Russ and Sam, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels, and discuss world problems.
One day Russ didn't show up.
A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Russ,
but one day, Sam approached the park and lo and behold, there sat Russ!
Sam was very excited and happy to see him, and told him so.
'For crying out loud Russ, what in the world happened to you?'
Russ replied, 'I have been in jail.'
'Jail!' cried Sam. “What in the world for?'
'Well,' Russ said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop, where I sometimes go?'
'Yeah,' said Sam, 'I remember her. What about her?”
'Well,
one day she filed rape charges against me, and at 89 years old, I was
so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded 'guilty’.
' Judge gave me 30 days for perjury’
“ Judge gave me 30 days for perjury.'
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