when the French………
Vraiment très drôle ...! je vous laisse en juger.
True story. Guy was stopped and asked to give a breathaliser test.
The guy lives near Le Bugue in the Dordogne and he was as pis*ed as a fart...
The gendarme signals to him to wind down the window, asks him if he has been drinking.The guy is an Englishman and replies truthfully;'Yes, this morning I was at my (hic)..daughter's wedding, and as I don't like church much I went to the cafe opposite and had several beers.''Then during the wedding banquet I remember downing three bottles of wine; (hic)... a corbieres, a Minervois and (hic)...a Faugeres.'
'Then to finish off the celebrations.... (hic)...me and my mate downed two bottles of Johnny Walker's black label.'The gendarme warns him; 'Do you understand I'm a policeman and have stopped you for an alcohol test'?The man replies;'Do you understand that I'm British,so is the car,and therefore my wife is sitting in the other seat,at the steering wheel?'
