email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai.
Doctor:
"Please take off your
clothes."Dentist:
"Now open wide and hold still " Veterinarian:
"How's your pretty pussy
?"Gardener:
"Want me to fertilize your bush
?"Lawyer:
"Let's go over section
69."Banker:
"If you withdraw too early you
lose interest."Chef:
"Do you like it hot and
spicy.?"Police:
"You don't need
protection."Army personnel:
"Load. Aim. Fire."Swimming instructor: "Go deeper."Gym trainer:
"Push harder".Interior Decorator: "Once it’s
done, you will love it."Telephone Guy :
"Would you like it on the table or
against the wall !!
Teacher :
“Don't worry, you can do it
all over again.”
