Showing posts with label Cute answers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cute answers. Show all posts

Sunday, July 19, 2015

THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!





Q:  WHAT ARE THE SMALL
BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's  Braille for 'suck here'.

Q:  WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'

Q:  WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt  them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q:  WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE  MORNING?
A: Because  they don't have any balls to scratch...


BONUS  QUESTIONS & ANSWERS


Q: What is a man's ultimate embarrassment?
A: Running  into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

         
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'
'Not  yet,' she replied.