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Sunday, September 8, 2013

Chinese honeymoon... - email jksw





A young Chinese couple get married

She's a virgin & they are both waiters

Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets, as her husband undresses in the darkness. 

 
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.

"My darring," he whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten.

 I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting juss anyting you want. You juss ask.
  Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows, and he waits patiently and eagerly for her request.

She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I have heard
 about from other girls ... Nummaa 69".

More thoughtful silence, but this time from him Eventually, in a puzzled tone
 he asks her...

"You want ... Garlic Chicken with corrifrowa?"