Hard working Vern

 email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai

Vern works hard at the Phone Company but spends Two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday.
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>>>>>> His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, So for his birthday she takes him to a local Strip club.
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>>>>>> The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Vern! How ya doin?"
>>>>>>>>>>>> His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to This club before.

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>>>>>> "Oh no," says Vern. "He's in my bowling league."
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>>>>>> When they are seated, a waitress asks Vern If he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
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>>>>>> His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable And says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
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>>>>>> "I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club.
>>>>>> I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey."
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>>>>>> A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her Arms around Vern, starts to rub herself all over him and says...
>>>>>> "Hi Vern. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
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>>>>>> Vern's wife, now furious,
>>>>>> Grabs her purse and
>>>>>> Storms out of the club.
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>>>>>> Vern follows and spots her getting into a cab.
>>>>>> Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
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>>>>>> Vern tries desperately to explain how the stripper Must have mistaken him for someone else, But his wife is having none of it
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>>>>>> She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, Calling him every 4 letter word in the book..
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>>>>>> The cabby turns around and says,
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>>>>>> 'Geez Vern, you picked up a real bitch this time.'
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>>>>>> VERN'S FUNERAL WILL BE HELD
>>>>>> THIS COMING FRIDAY.